Jack has some words

[onegenerationfromgood]

Hey, mundane. You got a minute?

Yeah. I just have a couple of questions for you.

Number one being; WHY AM I DIGGING AROUND IN THE TRASH FOR SCRAP METAL?!

An evil boy genius, such as myself, shouldn't be reduced to digging in trash for robot parts! I mean, sure, I don't have much of a job yet but hey! I'm getting there. I just need to...you know...get off my feet. Hopefully this security bot idea will get me there. But I shouldn't be rummaging through old potato chip bags and rusty metal! People throw Eve hypos into those things! What if I get a bobo? Who'll kiss it better?

And second, please be more active. I have things to do! A city to conquer! I can't be sitting on the sidelines. I don't care if you have school. I didn't go to school and I turned out fine! Now, get to work on things and let's end this dumpster diving thing quickly, okay?

Signed unhappily,

Evil Boy Genius Jack Spicer.

Comments

[everymissilekat]

Evil boy genius huh? So I guess just genius didn't cut it.

[onegenerationfromgood]

No, it didn't giant talking cat. ...I should introduce you to Katnappe. I'm sure Ashley would just love you.

[everymissilekat]

Yeah I'll pass.

Anyway, don't see the fixation, and you'd be surprised the useful stuff you can find thrown away.

[onegenerationfromgood]

Still embarrassing. I mean, I shouldn't have to dig in trash.

[everymissilekat]

You won't be saying that if you find something good.

[onegenerationfromgood]

I'd rather find it somewhere else. And the trash doesn't have a whole lot of good stuff in it so far. Mun won't give me an easy break like that.

[cash_is_freedom]

Digging around in trash heaps? Hohoho! I find some of my best stuff in the trash! It's amazing what you could find in there! Such as forged paintings. But let me help you out here! I'll give you a few directions to some new, ultra-rare robot parts faster than you can even say "money"! All you have to do is join Crazy Redd's, that's me, special family! It comes as a low, low, cheap one-time fee of 500 bells! So whaddya say?

[onegenerationfromgood]

Really? Wow! That's awesome! ...Wait, bells? You want me to get you 500 bells? Really? What are you going to do with them all?

[cash_is_freedom]

Well, what do you know! I don't normally buy any of the rare items I find! They all just find their way into my lap, free of any nasty blemishes or bruises that dampen their value. So perhaps I'll spend it on a spare tent or so in case some thing CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY happens. I got loads of ideas on what I can spend my money on.

[Redd gets uncomfortably close.]

So whaddya say, pal?