revisiting an old muse

[heylingenius]

Woah. Hey, hey. Let's hold on a second here. I mean, I get it. I'm Jack Spicer, evil boy genius. Who doesn't want a chance to hang around me and witness my greatness? But let's get real here, Lady. When exactly is the last time you even watched anything with me or those Xiaolin losers? Pretty sure you haven't even touched the new stuff that came out.

Sitting around in front of you computer poking at old fanfiction doesn't count as a review. Got it? Especially with all the mushy junk you've got your eyes on. I'm not here for your sick shipping fantasies! Even if yours aren't the worst I've seen.

Now back off. I've got a world to conquer. [Cue maniacal laughter.]