HE AWAKENS

[gat]

[possible early-game spoilers for SR4 in comments; I've been watching a LOT of gameplay vids OK]

Fuck yeah.

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[takeonme]

'Bout fucking time!

[gat]

Been way too fuckin' long.

Shit, what've you been up to?

[takeonme]

Oh, you know. The usual. Running the gang, making money, blowing shit up--I don't even have to put pants on. [she's not exaggerating either she really isn't wearing pants] Yesterday me and Pierce raced golf carts. But that shit's doesn't matter right now. What about you?

[gat]

[He nods appreciatively. Whether it's solely at the lack of pants or the hijinks in general is uncertain]

Pierce is still around? Surprised his punk ass didn't get killed yet. Good for him.

Oh, you know. Bein' assumed dead, cooped up by alien assholes, same shit different day.

[takeonme]

[If it's the lack of pants, her underoos have Space Jam on them.]

Nah, he ain't dead. Sometimes I think you couldn't kill him even if you wanted to. [She doesn't, but Johnny knows what she means.]

Right. The alien assholes. [This mun hasn't watched nearly as much on SR4 yet but.] We'll get you outta there.

[gat]

[Beautiful as always, Boss]

Yo, he's not trying to take my place is he? [Yeah, he knows.]

I never doubted for a second.

[takeonme]

[come on and slam and welcome to her jam]

Like he could.

Good.

[playinghero]

Well, someone's excited.

[gat]

Think I got a right to be.

[playinghero]

By all means, sure. I was referring more to you, uh, lady friend there. The one watching all those videos on the internet.

[gat]

Wouldn't call her a friend, exactly. She ain't even been canonized, you believe that shit? But yeah - She hasn't shut the fuck up since day fuckin' one. Just keeps gettin' louder.

[playinghero]

High praise, Johnny boy. Be careful, wouldn't want it to go to your head.

[gat]

Do I look like the kinda motherfucker who has an ego complex?

[playinghero]

[Chuckling.] You don't want me to answer that.

[zimos]

That's fuckin' great and all, but the big man wants to know what became of the Z.

[wills]

So, hey, in case no one else has said it? I'm glad you're not dead.

Mind if I steal some icons? >.>

[3rd_st_sinner]

[Hey me, have a beer headed your way.]

Was there ever any doubt? If Stillwater's finest psychos couldn't take us down, what chance did some pansy French fucker stand?

as long as you credit my friend who made them (burps/yevon) ♥

[gat]

[You know, any other person in any other circumstance might be taken back by talking to themselves.

Johnny? Gladly accepts the beer with little more than a laugh.]

Fuck, still kinda pissed I didn't get to ring his neck myself.

Will do~! :D

[3rd_st_sinner]

Y'know, being crushed under a giant steel... thing he had hanging up, only to have it roll out down the street and cause mass mayhem? Fitting tribute really.

Welcome to this party, though. All kinds of fuckers from and exciting worlds to beat the shit out of.