sighs deeply

[psychobabblery]

Pay no attention to the sound you just heard.
It is nothing more than a complete lack of surprise paired with a strong undercurrent of sheer disbelief.
Call it pattern recognition, if you like, although I doubt the words have any more meaning to you than the effort it takes to look them up in the thesaurus.
Ugh. I'm going to see if I can find a spare pillow somewhere around here.
You just... I don't know.
Think of something?
In the meantime, I'll schedule an appointment for the next time you decide to attempt to parlay a temporary bout of nostalgia into a flashback so strong you can feel the sepia pouring out of the screen.

Comments

[engagedrunkmode]

whoa
whoa whoa whoa
slow down their rose
dont you think that
idk
you should give your mun some leeway?
i mean
that was about as heavy as the planets all put together

[psychobabblery]

I've thought about it.
The answer is a strong, resounding "Ehhhhh."
This isn't my first time on this rodeo, you see.
If only she could lasso a good metaphor every now and then, maybe we wouldn't be in this mess.
But here we are.
We've got mess for days.

[engagedrunkmode]

yeah yeah i getcha
this guys been drunk a grand total of never
but still
hes trying
gotta give him credit for that
...
...
hey
can i ask you something?

[psychobabblery]

Wait.
Uh. Hold on.
Don't you at least want a snide comment before asking?
I have a few good ones lined up.

[engagedrunkmode]

well
duh
how much of a lalonde would i bet if i didnt
lets be real here
sass and snark and a great ass
lalonde family motto

[psychobabblery]

Not to mention an alarming fascination with wizardly matters.
Where would we be without that?
Well, besides having less statuary scattered around the foyer. That much is obvious.