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dear_mun2015-11-09 01:19 am
idiotmobile) wrote in dear_mun2015-11-09 01:19 am
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MUN: BE SPADES SLICK
[Sorry. Spades Slick refuses to let you be him.]
Hey. Kid.
Fuck you.
You think you can just walk your ass back to me and slide right in? Leave me for four years and think it'll just be the happiest goddamn greeting in your life when you come back? Guess what you piece of shit the drapes are on fire and your carpet is fucked to the nines and I'm the one who fucked them. You take your stupid baby ass games and you shove them right up your ass before I do it for you. You don't know what the fuck is going on in this scene anymore and I sure the hell don't but you wanna talk like you know who I am? How about you show some goddamn respect. You better walk the walk or you'll be walking...sideways...when I bash your...
Fuck. Fuck. Gimme a minute I can make that work.
[Spades is desperately trying to think of some decent wordplay to savage you with.
It isn't going well.]
Hey. Kid.
Fuck you.
You think you can just walk your ass back to me and slide right in? Leave me for four years and think it'll just be the happiest goddamn greeting in your life when you come back? Guess what you piece of shit the drapes are on fire and your carpet is fucked to the nines and I'm the one who fucked them. You take your stupid baby ass games and you shove them right up your ass before I do it for you. You don't know what the fuck is going on in this scene anymore and I sure the hell don't but you wanna talk like you know who I am? How about you show some goddamn respect. You better walk the walk or you'll be walking...sideways...when I bash your...
Fuck. Fuck. Gimme a minute I can make that work.
[Spades is desperately trying to think of some decent wordplay to savage you with.
It isn't going well.]