homeless; muse has a bone to pick

[sfyirh]

--No! Absolutely not.

Do you have ANY idea how uncomfortable this is?! Not to mention that it's an incredible waste of time. If there was an award for Biggest Waste of Time, THIS would win it.

And stop calling me "muse" immediately.

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[lacking_toes_tolerant]

Heels can be very uncomfortable for me, I mean I know I look good in them but they feel like torture sometimes. Especially in the mall, or when we go camping, I mean I know Lisa told me that was a bad idea, but she wears that sweater all the time and I mean I should really teach her a thing or two about fashion sometime...


...Wait...what were we talking about?

[whats_her_name]

What's the big waste of time your Mun's putting you up for?

[kolus]

You used to say that about gym class.

[ Ford's clearly exaggerating more than anyone ever in the universe. But there's no mistaking the fact his brother is upset, which is really why Stan's here. Man or beast, you decide, he still wants to help Ford all the same. ]

C'mon, bro. It can't be all bad. Think of all the anomalies and junk you'll find. This place is crawlin' with weirdos you can study. And you get to see me. [ That's gotta count for something, right? ]

this is absolutely not horrendously late (also HELLO I AM EWAY'S FORD c: )

[sfyirh]

["And you get to see me." That's his brother's voice, though it's a bit more gravelly than he's used to; that timbre is unmistakably Stanley.]

... What?

[You heard him.

Stanford has been awake for days. This is getting to be a little too much. Ford runs both hands through his hair.]

My God, Stanley, is that you?!

found this buried in my inbox years later

[kolus]

Yeah! Who were were you expecting, bigfoot?