kind of spoilers? not really spoilers. maybe spoilers if people comment?

[grandmasweaters]

Why does nobody remember we have parents?

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[witch_thief]

I have a mother. I remember my mother. I remember that a close friend took care of my mother, and that I don't have to worry about her anymore.

[grandmasweaters]

Well, I was talking about me and my brother, but if somebody was taking care of your mother who was taking care of you?

[witch_thief]

I take care of me. And they weren't... no, never mind. I shan't go there, you have no idea what it is I was talking about, and it shall likely give you nightmares for the rest of your life. 'Tis not something I wish to be responsible for.

[grandmasweaters]

It's okay, I've seen a lot of horrible things so far! I should probably already always be having nightmares, but I got used to all the weird stuff fast!

[witch_thief]

'Tis not weird stuff. Tales of Flemeth would not just give you mightmares, but likely shatter your fragile mind. you are but a child, 'tis hardly believable that you have seen much that is truly horrible.

[grandmasweaters]

One time I saw Grunkle Stan with no shirt on. But no, believe me lady. My mind isn't fragile.

[thegoshdarn]

Do your parents remember you have parents?

[because Tim could sympathize with that.]

[grandmasweaters]

I'm pretty sure? I mean we have school in September, and they need to pick us up from the bus stop.

[thegoshdarn]

As long as no one forgets to bring you to the bus.

[grandmasweaters]

Grunkle Stan can't forget about us! We're loud and obvious!

[thegoshdarn]

[Fair enough. Tim may be grinning.] Sounds like you have a good plan, then.

[grandmasweaters]

I'm full of good ideas!

[madangry_madcrazy]

What, do people think you just sprouted... Sprite? Sprote? No I'm pretty sure it's sprouted. Anyway, do people think you were just ejected from the bosom of the earth or something, like some sort of fairy tail forest gnome?

[grandmasweaters]

Woah, hey. We are definitely not gnomes. But they were sending us to child services, and we were staying with our grunkle.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Why child services? And what's a grunkle?

[grandmasweaters]

It's kind of a complicated thing but a grunkle is a great uncle. See? GR-eat uncle! So he's Grunkle Stan!

[madangry_madcrazy]

Ah. Clever. Old, is he?

[grandmasweaters]

Super old! Why?

[starry_forehead]

Maybe our parents were going to pick us up from child services?

[He doesn't understand either.]

[grandmasweaters]

Maybe, but this is the second time we got taken by the government and the first time they were going to make us disappear and everything. Like, do they forget that we have people who would notice that kind of stuff?

[starry_forehead]

Yeah....

[And yet he still wanted their attention at the start of season 2, good job Dipper.]

Whatever group they're with. I don't think they care. ...We're probably going to have to figure out what they're up to in the future though.

[grandmasweaters]

[Congrats, Dipper. You also let one make you mistrust family. The moral of Gravity Falls is really "don't trust the government."]

... How fast do you think they're gonna get back to the Mystery Shack, anyway? Do you think we're going to have to go on the run?! Oh my gosh, I have to pack!!

[starry_forehead]

[Also all conspiracy theories are real.]

We'll figure something out. We have the author now, maybe he has more answers.

[He's ...so excited and freaked out about this Mabel.]

[grandmasweaters]

[The pyramids were built by aliens!]

Yeah but he also has way more questions! Did you know Grunkle Stan had a brother? Because I totally didn't. Do you think it's really gonna be Grunkle Stans now? What do we call him if he's Stan, too?

Fires a delightfulization ray

[dcfdtl]

You are now delightful like us your new outfit is here. http://smg.photobucket.com/user/aykstar/media/KND%20Fanstuff/Bow_girl_Delightful_FIN_PNG.png.html