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What have we here?
My goodness! Now aren't you the ambitious one! It's adorable. Really. How you think you handle both of us. But the truth is? [facefault] You can't. [have a shake of her head]
After all, where in the world would you even begin to find the time for all of the fun things I have planned for us? You and I both know how terrible you are at multitasking. We don't want another gum incident, do we? I didn't think so.
[a snap of her fingers] I know! I'll take care of this little problem for you. In fact, after I'm done, you won't even have to choose. You are a very lucky, munny I'm in the giving spirit today.
After all, where in the world would you even begin to find the time for all of the fun things I have planned for us? You and I both know how terrible you are at multitasking. We don't want another gum incident, do we? I didn't think so.
[a snap of her fingers] I know! I'll take care of this little problem for you. In fact, after I'm done, you won't even have to choose. You are a very lucky, munny I'm in the giving spirit today.

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My, now who might you be?
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