Considering Between Twisty or Dandy

[twistytheclown]

Where are the children? You said they’d need my help from the freaks. I don’t want anything bad to happen to them.

Wait.

Mun, you said that you wanted to play that rich kid instead. Don’t. He’s a bad man.

Comments

[notamaniac]

It's not nice to call people freaks, pal. Whose children are you looking for. If they aren't yours, you might be better off calling the cops.

[twistytheclown]

No! Don't call the cops. I'm a good person, a good clown.

I love the children. All the children. I want to protect them from anyone who would hurt them.

[notamaniac]

I didn't say I was going to call them. You haven't done anything wrong, so far as I know, but you seem to think someone else plans to.

Well, protecting them is good, I guess, but isn't that what cops are supposed to do?

[wolfintheherd]

[Ward's not scared but he's very much unnerved by the presence of the guy in the...face paint and mask. That's a level of creep that you don't normally see.

And he works for HYDRA off and on, and SHIELD off and on.]

Nice to see someone so concerned. [Going to keep standing a couple of feet back.] why's this rich kid so bad?

[twistytheclown]

[Try not to judge. He just wants to make the kids happy]
Oh, I love the children. I would never do anything to hurt them.

[wolfintheherd]

[He's terrible. It's hard not to judge]

Right. Because you care so much.

[twistytheclown]

It's true. I never really meant to hurt anyone. [But those parents were so mean to their kids and the freaks are stealing their innocence]

You're not gonna tell on me, are you?

[wolfintheherd]

[Tell. on. you.]

Of course not.

[Lies.]

Who did you hurt?

I hope I'm doing okay. Still kinda voice testing this beast out.

[twistytheclown]

The little boy is still OK. I even got him a babysitter so he won't be bored when I'm away.

[He speaks slowly, a bit of hurt in his voice]

I just wanna make him laugh but he doesn't like any of my toys.

[affluenza]

I don't understand why you'd say that about me after all the fun we had. I've been a quick learner, haven't I?

[Yeah, he still thinks Twisty's goal was to teach him how to murder.]

Oh Snap!

[twistytheclown]

[Truth be told, he hasn’t said anything too badly about you, Dandy. You’re just like another child to him. Perhaps you’re a mean spirited and misbehaved child, but a child nevertheless. With a confident slowness, Twisty reached into his once pristine bag of goodies. It took a moment, but he pulled out the very toy he previously stole from Dandy’s home. Eyebrows slightly raised with and intense stare, Twisty cranked the toy robot up and set it between them. ]

[affluenza]

[That's what everyone thought of him as, wasn't it? A child. A man-boy, Dot said.]

I've been wondering where that went.

[And he wasn't exactly proving them wrong.]