Spoiiiiilers from last ep

[nookie]

..huh, figures.

Kind of feeling like a hypocrite yet, mun?

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he's so going to haunt you. and mess up your... breakfast. or something.

[spalding]

While I encourage the... younger generation to explore their newfound kinks, I'd prefer it not end in death. Mine or otherwise. It's really a hassle to clean up.

[Thanks for the tongue, b. Now he's gonna be a chatterbox.]

oh the horror

[nookie]

I'm not killing you, or at least I'm fairly certain of that.

[ Got some catching up to do Spaldy? ]

it will be terrible. break the washer/dryer while he's at it.

[spalding]

[ ...Hmph.]

No? Good. I'll consider myself fortunate. You're not faring so well with that pet of yours.

[Ok yes, maybe. He might've missed the whole verbal communication thing.]

spalding stahp wat r u doin stahp

[nookie]

[ Oh no you didn't >:o ]

You are going to be too busy suffering to worry about anything else.

[ Too bad he can't, you know, lie and shit. ]

feel the wrath of an abused and lovesick butler!!!! /evil laugh goes here

[spalding]

[Gurrrrl o yes he did.]

Please. I've dealt with worse.

[Well yeah. There is that bit of downside. Still. All of the sass!]

the coffee never quite tasted the same since then

[nookie]

I'm starting to hope I actually killed you, but with the rate of dead people coming back in this house...

[ It's gonna be two long weeks of not knowing. ]

that's cuz its ALL decaf now.

[spalding]

Maybe you did, and maybe you didn't. Neither choice looks good for you.

[The schedule is merciless.]

NOOOOOOoooooOOOoOOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo

[nookie]

Is not like Fiona is in the clear anymore, anyway.

[ The schedule is emotionless, inflexible, unflinching, absolute. Also kind of annoying. ]