Do we really need to have this conversation?

[1000tinycuts]

[The Suna kunoichi is so not happy that it doesn't even take a genius like Hyuuga Neji to figure it out.]

You want to do what?

[Er.... EEP?]

You want to rip me away from my brothers and throw me into a world where my ninjutsu does not work, where I am supposed to adjust to some random power you assign me through some god to fight in a war that is not my own?

[Um, but Gaara is there?]

A small consolation. He is hardly safe, seeing as how he's been left to the care of Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke.

[Well, obviously you need to go and watch over him.]

Obviously. Fine. I will go, but that doesn't mean I like this situation at all.

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[caster_blaster]

Well, it COULD be worse. It could always be worse, with these people in charge of us.

[1000tinycuts]

I'm aware that it could be worse. I've seen what this...woman...has done to acquaintances of mine. This is probably the nicest thing she's done to date.

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[caster_blaster]

Look on the bright side!

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[caster_blaster]

You're still really hot!

[no_dreams_for_you]

......

[Temari, you sound so happy! Clearly, Gaara has nothing to worry about.]

I'm sorry.

[Because he is responsible for this, in a way. Considering who his mun is, and all.]

[1000tinycuts]

[She's the happiest, can't you tell?]

Don't apologize. Are you at least well? Or will I have to kill them both when I get there?

[no_dreams_for_you]

[DON'T MAKE HIM LIE TO YOU!]

I... will be fine.

[Stern look.]

Death isn't permanent in that realm, Temari. It would be a frivolous endeavor.

[sharingone]

What's that supposed to mean.

[Nevermind that he literally just stabbed your brother like. Two days ago. Not the point.]

[1000tinycuts]

It means that I wouldn't leave Naruto in your care, Uchiha. Let alone the life of my younger brother.

[See this face, asshole? This is the face of a woman who used to think you were handsome.]

[sharingone]

Nobody is being left in my care. They can look after themselves, and I'm not a babysitter.

[Shut up. You totally still think he is handsome.]

[cosmosic]

Yeah, I would be worried too if I had a brother in Naruto's care.

[And Sasuke but you know......

can't say bad thing about Sasuke]

[1000tinycuts]

I wouldn't leave a cactus in the care of Naruto.

[No, say all the bad things about Sasuke. Temari will believe you. He may be attractive, but he's still a dick.]

[cosmosic]

[such a hot dick

Pft, Temari.]

You know, I hear he's actually good with plants.

[sharingone]

[Totally not here

but points you to that thread RIGHT ABOVE where you said you DIDNT FIND HIM HANDSOME ANYMORE

WHAT A FILTHY LIAR ok i should go to bed]

[believeit]

Oi!

[samantha_grey]

It could be a whole lot worse. At least it's a straight up fight. Just imagine if you got dragged into some crazy perverted sex island. I hear they've got a few of those running around.

[1000tinycuts]

She considered that at first. I told her I would eviscerate her. This was the compromise.

[kuramaless]

Hey!

Gaara's safe!

[You know, aside from the attempted stabbings. Twice in one week you know? Once by a corrupt, crazy ninja and one by...

A... corrupt and crazy ninja.

Okay, everyone needs you.]

[1000tinycuts]

For how long? You and Chiyo-sama might have saved him once, but I doubt you can do that a second time, Naruto.

[Especially since you prioritize Sasuke over everyone else, including yourself, numb nuts.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

If they're anything like the boys I know then yeah, they probably need you to come and stop them from doing dumb things.

[1000tinycuts]

I have come to realize that "dumb" and "boy" are synonymous.

[goninjagoninjago]

Man, taking our powers away? That kinda game ain't no fun to play!

[1000tinycuts]

[Who in the hell is this idiot? He kind of looks like that stupid Raikage...A lot like that stupid Raikage...]

Yes, but we're giving other powers, as if that makes up for all the discomfort.

[selfdoubt]

[Fighting wars that aren't their own. Hinata had her fair share of that before.]

It is never alright for any of us to go through this, Temari-san, but I suppose all we can do is try our best in any given situation.

[They're ninja, after all.]

[1000tinycuts]

[Oh, no, not the little Hyuuga. She sometimes liked her, but this... Not this time.]

What would you know about this?