Do we really need to have this conversation?

[1000tinycuts]

[The Suna kunoichi is so not happy that it doesn't even take a genius like Hyuuga Neji to figure it out.]

You want to do what?

[Er.... EEP?]

You want to rip me away from my brothers and throw me into a world where my ninjutsu does not work, where I am supposed to adjust to some random power you assign me through some god to fight in a war that is not my own?

[Um, but Gaara is there?]

A small consolation. He is hardly safe, seeing as how he's been left to the care of Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke.

[Well, obviously you need to go and watch over him.]

Obviously. Fine. I will go, but that doesn't mean I like this situation at all.

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IKRRRR???? /squishes themmmm

[kuramaless]

[Oh look, he actually managed to stop talking for long enough to listen to her, and grin--

It's easier to calm down when she's talking, which is strange - considering the topic of conversation.]

I'm glad-- you know, that everyone's okay.

Teuchi's ramen is the best. I went travellin', with Ero-sennin and none of the ramen places were as good as back home.

Wait-- you made ramen?

all uzumaki come to my bosom yes

[fervidity]

[Pft. Ero-sennin. She does't have to guess who that is so she smothers some laughter. Probably shouldn't though because it's not nice and he should respect his teachers.

OH WELL HE DESERVES IT.]

Yep. My ramen was more like the ramen I had in Whirlpool though. That's one of the first places I had it and I loved it. But Ichiraku is definitely the best, even beats my homeland's ramen.

Yessssss

[kuramaless]

[He can see you laughing, Mum-- it makes him grin.

He has plenty of respect for the guy though. Just don't bring it up, yeah?]

You remember bein' there? Did ya tell the other me all about it?

gathers u too

[fervidity]

So far I've only managed to teach you a little. Just a sealing jutsu that came from my country.

And we pranked your dad with it.

[kuramaless]

A sealing jutsu?

You pranked Dad?

What'd you guys do? Will you teach me, too?

[fervidity]

Yep!

[ANd TICKLED HIM AND PUT MAKEUP ON HIM IT WAS GR8, HASNT HAPPEN YET BUT IT WILL

IT WILL]

Can I teach you here?

[kuramaless]

Awesome!

[... IT SHOULD HAPPEN EVERY DAY.]

Here? Yeah! I wanna learn it.

[fervidity]

I'll teach you a harder one this time. Since you learned the basic seal so easily.

[kuramaless]

Oi oi, really!?

C'mon, what kinda seal is it? It's something cool right?!

[fervidity]

[CONTAGIOUS

EXCITEMENT]

Yeah! Of course! I'm not going to teach my son any boring techniques. Besides, you know Rasengan, don't you? I have to match Minato's jutsu somehow with my own.

[kuramaless]

[All of it.]

Hell no! I wanna learn something awesome! Your best jutsu!

Hey! You could show me how you made them chains to hold K'rama down!?

[fervidity]

[WhAT IS YOUR CURSING MOUTH NO]

Naruto! Don't curse!

[wait

what]

My chains? My chakra chains?

[kuramaless]

Huh?

[So this is new-- he didn't think that was a curse word exactly, and-- well, he really doesn't want her to hear what he considers foul language.]

Oi, right yeah yeah. I'll stop.

[Except, not really.]

Yeah! That's it! The chakra chains! You reme-- oh wait.

[That's a tricky one.]

I took Kurama's chakra, yeah? You helped me. I... couldn't have done it or whatever without ya.

[believeit]

How come he gets to learn the harder one!

[Harder=Better obvs]

[fervidity]

[omg IT'S LIKE TWO BROTHERS]

You're the same person.

[believeit]

[Dumb and Dumber in the flesh.]

.....Teach it to me then.

[fervidity]

[PFFFF SON....]

I will. Just wait your turn.

[believeit]

[Grumble grumble ok

But only since he has something important to do

Whihc is find FUTURE future him so he can come live with him and other future Naruto in Luceti.

Yes yes yes.]

[fervidity]

[TEACHING THAT OTHER NARUTO HARDER SEALING TECHNIQUE OR SOMETHING

ARe yOU JEALOUS]

[believeit]

[YES A BIT

BUT ALSO NOT BECAUSE THAT IS FUTURE HIM WHICH MEANS IN THE FUTURE..

HE WILL BE HERE..

LEARNING THIS JUTSU OR SOMETHING. YEAH.]