Do we really need to have this conversation?

[1000tinycuts]

[The Suna kunoichi is so not happy that it doesn't even take a genius like Hyuuga Neji to figure it out.]

You want to do what?

[Er.... EEP?]

You want to rip me away from my brothers and throw me into a world where my ninjutsu does not work, where I am supposed to adjust to some random power you assign me through some god to fight in a war that is not my own?

[Um, but Gaara is there?]

A small consolation. He is hardly safe, seeing as how he's been left to the care of Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke.

[Well, obviously you need to go and watch over him.]

Obviously. Fine. I will go, but that doesn't mean I like this situation at all.

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[kuramaless]

Hey!

Gaara's safe!

[You know, aside from the attempted stabbings. Twice in one week you know? Once by a corrupt, crazy ninja and one by...

A... corrupt and crazy ninja.

Okay, everyone needs you.]

[1000tinycuts]

For how long? You and Chiyo-sama might have saved him once, but I doubt you can do that a second time, Naruto.

[Especially since you prioritize Sasuke over everyone else, including yourself, numb nuts.]

[kuramaless]

Ah--

Hey, look me an' Chiyo we--

I...

I'd save him again.

[1000tinycuts]

That is the only reason I trust you.

[kuramaless]

Wait--

You do trust me?

[1000tinycuts]

Sometimes. Is there a reason I shouldn't?

[Yes, Naruto, tell her what you did to her brother.]

[kuramaless]

What? Uh-- No.

No, nothin's happened.

[1000tinycuts]

Somehow, I don't believe you.

[She takes out her smaller tessen. Because. Reasons.]

Maybe you'd like to tell me the truth.

[kuramaless]

[Oh crap.

Crap crap crap.]

Uh--

No...

Wait, I mean that is the truth.

[1000tinycuts]

[So doesn't believe you.]

Right. And if I found out differently when I get there, how fast can you run, Naruto?

[kuramaless]

...

Pretty fast?

Wait! Not that I'll need to run or anything!

[1000tinycuts]

You'd better get started now.

[kuramaless]

Ah-- y-yeah, I'm goin'! I'm goin'.