Do we really need to have this conversation?

[1000tinycuts]

[The Suna kunoichi is so not happy that it doesn't even take a genius like Hyuuga Neji to figure it out.]

You want to do what?

[Er.... EEP?]

You want to rip me away from my brothers and throw me into a world where my ninjutsu does not work, where I am supposed to adjust to some random power you assign me through some god to fight in a war that is not my own?

[Um, but Gaara is there?]

A small consolation. He is hardly safe, seeing as how he's been left to the care of Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke.

[Well, obviously you need to go and watch over him.]

Obviously. Fine. I will go, but that doesn't mean I like this situation at all.

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[caster_blaster]

Simple. It'll lower the defenses of male enemies. They see that pretty face and get distracted, then BOOM! You smash 'em!

[1000tinycuts]

[That...was actually very smart. She takes it back. You're not as stupid as she originally thought.]

That could work. If they're attracted to women.

[caster_blaster]

[Even a broken clock is right twice a day.]

If not, maybe you can teach your brother to bat his eyes. Then when they're distracted by HIS looks, you can blind-side them. See? Just a minor tweak to the overall plan.

If they're asexual, I have no useful advice. Luckily, that's like finding a Galactic Ley Line.

[1000tinycuts]

[So true. So true.

But, have a look of contempt when you mention her brother.]

The Kazekage has more important things to do than to "bat his eyes".

[caster_blaster]

No, no, no. I'm saying if it's a situation you're both stuck in.

If you're on your own, there's not much to be down. I mean, not unless you can ninja-magic up a disguise that'll make you a hot guy. I'm sure you people have something like that.

[1000tinycuts]

[She thinks about Naruto and tries not to laugh.]

Something like that, yes.

[caster_blaster]

I tend to prefer a few dirty tricks when I'm in a tense situation. Fair fights are for suckers.

[1000tinycuts]

There are no such things as a fair fight. [So says the woman who nearly broke a girl's back for fun.] There's a winner and a loser. How it comes about is all relative to who's the strongest and the fastest.

[caster_blaster]

Actually, I make a habit of winning fights where I'm outclassed.

[1000tinycuts]

And can you put your ryo where your mouth is then?

[caster_blaster]

We don't use those where I'm from, but I always consider victory a strong possibility.

[1000tinycuts]

Prove it then.

[caster_blaster]

...Prove it? What do you mean?

[1000tinycuts]

That you can win. Prove it.

[caster_blaster]

Against what?

[1000tinycuts]

Against me.

[caster_blaster]

I usually plan ahead for a fight.