Do we really need to have this conversation?

[1000tinycuts]

[The Suna kunoichi is so not happy that it doesn't even take a genius like Hyuuga Neji to figure it out.]

You want to do what?

[Er.... EEP?]

You want to rip me away from my brothers and throw me into a world where my ninjutsu does not work, where I am supposed to adjust to some random power you assign me through some god to fight in a war that is not my own?

[Um, but Gaara is there?]

A small consolation. He is hardly safe, seeing as how he's been left to the care of Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke.

[Well, obviously you need to go and watch over him.]

Obviously. Fine. I will go, but that doesn't mean I like this situation at all.

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[samantha_grey]

It did. My father's what we call an incubus. Rat bastard's a sex demon, basically a spiritual monster that feeds off of sex and desire. Well, that's what he started as anyway.

That means I'm half that. I'm basically like a predator, like a wolf or a bear and that's something I used to feed on. Technically? There's a part of me that wants everyone. If I listen to it, I can tell you the reasons why I'd want to sleep with any person you want me to. I just push that part of me down real deep. I didn't even expect to ever be with anyone safely. Two? Would... that'd just be crazy. I want to stay with fin-rot and leave it at that. He's enough for me.

[Wait for it. Have the cogs in Temari's head started turning just yet? She's starting to look a little uncomfortable, and really hoping that Temari doesn't catch on that this means her too.]

[1000tinycuts]

I'm not interested in women.

[samantha_grey]

[She nodded and shrugged. That was ... better than her asking?]

Yeah, not exactly surprised. [There's literally no way this wasn't embarrassing as hell, but better embarrassing than bloody.] I'm also not asking you to sleep with me. I didn't get to choose how I was born. I have to deal with what I deal with, but that's in my head.

Same with Gaara. It's in my head, and that's where I'd rather it stay.

[1000tinycuts]

As long as that remains the case, then I have no problem with you.

[samantha_grey]

Good. Glad we got that covered. Oh yeah, my mun wanted me to mention that you should get used to needing a crowbar and blowtorch to get most of this out of me normally when you actually show up.

[1000tinycuts]

Well, my mun wants to reassure you that I'm just this charming in-game. So, she says good luck.

[samantha_grey]

Heh, yeaaah. Like I said, as long as I'm not trying to bang Gaara, we'll probably get along great. Good luck trying to strangle your mun.

Me? I have to thank him personally one of these days for writing the shitty insanity that is my life.