Do we really need to have this conversation?

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[The Suna kunoichi is so not happy that it doesn't even take a genius like Hyuuga Neji to figure it out.]

You want to do what?

[Er.... EEP?]

You want to rip me away from my brothers and throw me into a world where my ninjutsu does not work, where I am supposed to adjust to some random power you assign me through some god to fight in a war that is not my own?

[Um, but Gaara is there?]

A small consolation. He is hardly safe, seeing as how he's been left to the care of Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke.

[Well, obviously you need to go and watch over him.]

Obviously. Fine. I will go, but that doesn't mean I like this situation at all.

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ehehehe

[fervidity]

I've been asking myself the same question, ya know?

[but NARUTO IS HERE she's okay]

<333333333333

[kuramaless]

Ah-- well, yeah I guess it's not... I mean, no one really knows or whatever but--

[BRB GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR.]

Are you coming to this Asgard place? I bet you'd like it! There's ramen shops. Hey, you could meet my friends too. There's just Sasuke an' Gaara at the moment-- wonder what house place you'd be in.

eeee collects all the hearts

[fervidity]

[She smiles a bit, listening to him ramble. It never gets old -- how she can see herself in him so much it's unfortunate and fortunate at once.

DID HE SAY RAMEN?] Hey, hey! Slow down!

I'm in this village called Luceti right now taking care of you and your dad.

[And chasing cats and blinding Shikamaru with camera flashes and shouting. Lots of shouting.]

And I've met a lot of your friends already. Sakura, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Chouji, and Ino. They're all really great. [He picked some good ones, just like she hoped. Troublemakers in their youth, but good kids. Gaara was probably just as good too.]

... But I'd like any place with ramen. Are they as good as Ichiraku's?

Eeeeeee

[kuramaless]

[HE TOTALLY SAID RAMEN.

His lips part as if to say something, but there's a strange thing that happens when boys are told to do something by their mothers.

He shuts up - eyes still bright with her news.]

You met a whole bunch of 'em. They're all at that place? Is it okay there? Everyone's nice t'ya right? Dad's there too? Is he okay? You guys must be happy!

[SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.]

Ah-- There ain't anywhere as good as Ichiraku though, right?

SO CUTE PRECIOUS BABYTHING

[fervidity]

[STILL RAMBLING but she can't find it in her to be mad because his excitement is contagious. All the verbal quirks.

She laughs a bit.]

Everyone's okay.

[It's got problems, just like the real world. BUT they're working on fixing it. It's okay because Minato and Naruto are there. And she's fighting for them and everyone in the village.

Her smile brightens and matches his.]

Nope. I've tried to make ramen like Teuchi, but I still can't come close. I'm pretty sure he uses a secret ingredient he won't tell anyone about. And I doubt there's a ramen stand out there that can match him anyway. Even if it's on another world.

IKRRRR???? /squishes themmmm

[kuramaless]

[Oh look, he actually managed to stop talking for long enough to listen to her, and grin--

It's easier to calm down when she's talking, which is strange - considering the topic of conversation.]

I'm glad-- you know, that everyone's okay.

Teuchi's ramen is the best. I went travellin', with Ero-sennin and none of the ramen places were as good as back home.

Wait-- you made ramen?

all uzumaki come to my bosom yes

[fervidity]

[Pft. Ero-sennin. She does't have to guess who that is so she smothers some laughter. Probably shouldn't though because it's not nice and he should respect his teachers.

OH WELL HE DESERVES IT.]

Yep. My ramen was more like the ramen I had in Whirlpool though. That's one of the first places I had it and I loved it. But Ichiraku is definitely the best, even beats my homeland's ramen.

Yessssss

[kuramaless]

[He can see you laughing, Mum-- it makes him grin.

He has plenty of respect for the guy though. Just don't bring it up, yeah?]

You remember bein' there? Did ya tell the other me all about it?

gathers u too

[fervidity]

So far I've only managed to teach you a little. Just a sealing jutsu that came from my country.

And we pranked your dad with it.

[kuramaless]

A sealing jutsu?

You pranked Dad?

What'd you guys do? Will you teach me, too?

[fervidity]

Yep!

[ANd TICKLED HIM AND PUT MAKEUP ON HIM IT WAS GR8, HASNT HAPPEN YET BUT IT WILL

IT WILL]

Can I teach you here?

[kuramaless]

Awesome!

[... IT SHOULD HAPPEN EVERY DAY.]

Here? Yeah! I wanna learn it.

[fervidity]

I'll teach you a harder one this time. Since you learned the basic seal so easily.

[kuramaless]

Oi oi, really!?

C'mon, what kinda seal is it? It's something cool right?!

[believeit]

How come he gets to learn the harder one!

[Harder=Better obvs]

[believeit]

You should be able to come here too, then there can be two of us.

[It would be like clones.

Except way better.

Think of all the pranks they can do]

[kuramaless]

You're right!

You think there's a place that would do that? I mean, like maybe-- everyone comes from different times where I am, right? So, if we at different times.

[IT WOULD BE JUST LIKE CLONES.

Except totally and utterly more amazing than ever.]

[believeit]

That's how it works, right? In all these places, people come from different times, so why can't the same person just come from different times?!

[Oh hell yeah this is happening and its gonna be GREAT.]

Plus if you're future me, that means you call tell me what's really goin' on back home.

[kuramaless]

Yeah yeah yeah, then I can come and live with you an' Mum an' Dad too, right?

[THIS IS SO GREAT!]

Huh? Oh man. I thought you were gonna be future future me so you could tell me how it goes.

[believeit]

Yeah! Plus, now I only have to half the chores. [CLEARLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING HERE.

But oh. Hrm.]

But you're future me, I already know that. Unless we bring another one too that's future future us?

[kuramaless]

You got given a bunch of chores? Oh man, what kinda stuff are they makin' y'do?

[GUTTED. :| Isn't that what parents are for?]

Yeah yeah, we need a future future us. One that'll... you know, tell us about how we finished the war stuff.

[believeit]

Yeah, Mom makes me do stuff all the time.

[And saying no is not an option haha]

yeah. yeah. So. Where do we find one of those?

[kuramaless]

Oh maaaaan.

What kinda stuff is she makin' y'do?

I dunno - guess we could ask on this place?

[believeit]

Like washing dishes and eating veggies. And all this other boring stuff y'know?

[Yes veggies counts as a chore.]

[kuramaless]

[Veggies are the worst chore. He can bet that he's being made to eat them before he has anything else, too.

The thought of it--

..but.]

It's worth it though, right?