Voice Testing

[chancefurlong]

Well this is just great. Who did you think would recognize me anyway? At least someone around here has things right with a tag. Still, no wingcat, and then I have to deal with a bunch of mad cats. Scratch that, they probably think I'm the crazy one.

At least I've got the TurboKat.
And no Commander Feral in sight.

Comments

[sure_shot]

Hey, you have to give him some credit.

[a pause]

Well no, I take it back.

[it's ok buddy we can hold that grudge together]

[chancefurlong]

Heh, good one. You had me worried there for a second. [Have a friendly punch to the arm.]

[sure_shot]

C'mon, you know me better than that. If you need someone to bash Feral with, then I'm your kat.

To be fair though, he does have his uses. Like distracting the bad guys long enough for us to show up and save the day, for example.

[chancefurlong]

He definitely makes it easy. All I have to do is keep the TurboKat in the air and we've already got a head start.

[sure_shot]

No kidding. Maybe we should send him a box of doughnuts as a "thanks for being a good decoy" gift.

[chancefurlong]

Hah! Airdrop right onto Enforcer Headquarters! He'd have a task force after us for a month straight!

[sure_shot]

Totally worth it! Why haven't we done this yet?

[chancefurlong]

Yeah! Good question! We'll have to swing by a shop next time we go on patrol.

[sure_shot]

Think they'll give us a discount for savin' the city every two days?

[chancefurlong]

If we call up Callie we might. She probably knows all the best places from working with the Mayor.

[sure_shot]

That'd be a good place to start, but how would we even word that? "Hey Miss Briggs, can you hook us up with a doughnut shop discount so we can drop doughnuts all over Enforcer HQ"? I don't know if she'd support this one, buddy.

[chancefurlong]

Yeah. [He pouts, he wouldn't want to disappoint Callie but he still likes the idea of tormenting Feral.]

Maybe if we promise to drop them with a parachute? No damage that way, to the donuts or the building.

[sure_shot]

Aw, that takes all the fun out of it. I guess it's better than nothing, though. Besides, I guess I'd feel bad for the poor guy that Feral would make clean it up.

[chancefurlong]

I know, I just don't know what the best way is to splatter Feral without getting Ms. Briggs in trouble. You're the brains of the operation, what about a donut delivery missile or something?

[sure_shot]

I could probably rig something like that up, I'll just have to make sure it doesn't cause any property damage.

[chancefurlong]

If you can make that happen, then I'll buy the donuts.

[sure_shot]

Sounds good to me, buddy! I'm sure if I can get a rotating saw blade to work in a missile, I can get one to launch a few doughnuts.

[chancefurlong]

You work magic with those missiles. If there's any cat who can make it happen then it's you! And hey, if you can't hack it, we'll just have to eat donuts for a week.

[sure_shot]

Oh, I can hack it.

A week, huh. Just out of curiosity, how many doughnuts do you want to launch at Feral?

[chancefurlong]

As many as I can buy with the equivalent of that cut he takes from our pay each month.

[sure_shot]

...That might be too many doughnuts.

[chancefurlong]

Fine, only a week's worth. Still enough to make a point.

[sure_shot]

I don't think he'd get the point, considering he doesn't know who we are.

[chancefurlong]

Yeah, I know. But I'd still get a laugh over his expression when it rains donuts on him.

[sure_shot]

Haha, yeah. Maybe if we're lucky, it'll end up on the news.