Voice Testing

[chancefurlong]

Well this is just great. Who did you think would recognize me anyway? At least someone around here has things right with a tag. Still, no wingcat, and then I have to deal with a bunch of mad cats. Scratch that, they probably think I'm the crazy one.

At least I've got the TurboKat.
And no Commander Feral in sight.

Comments

[sure_shot]

I don't think he'd get the point, considering he doesn't know who we are.

[chancefurlong]

Yeah, I know. But I'd still get a laugh over his expression when it rains donuts on him.

[sure_shot]

Haha, yeah. Maybe if we're lucky, it'll end up on the news.

[chancefurlong]

I can see him now. Two bottles of milk says he yells at someone for eating the evidence live on TV!

[sure_shot]

That would be amazing. This has to happen. This is going to happen.

Oh, and we should absolutely use the jelly filled donuts.

[chancefurlong]

If it wouldn't destroy equipment I'd say we hit the radar while we're at it! Katseye news would have a field day with that! "Enforcer headquarters radar jammed by jelly donuts!" It'd be straight out of Scaredy Cat!

[sure_shot]

[there is some eyerolling going on over here]

You and your Scaredy Cat. Ah well, the bad puns in the news alone would be worth the effort.

[chancefurlong]

Eh, the donuts will be bad enough for Feral, we'll leave the expensive stuff alone for now. I don't want Callie being mad at us for intentionally destroying anything.

[sure_shot]

Hah, yeah. As funny as it would be, I won't want to get her angry at us. We can just settle for splattering donuts all over Feral's office window or something

[chancefurlong]

Good enough for me, buddy! And when he scrambles his choppers we'll leave them so far in the dust they won't know which way we went.

[sure_shot]

We can be jerks sometimes, you know that? You know he's gonna tell Katseye News how horrible we are again.

[chancefurlong]

You talk like he doesn't do that every time we save the city, and his tail. Does anyone even listen to him anymore?

[sure_shot]

In all honesty, probably not. At the very least, nobody takes him seriously. Especially the bad guys.

[chancefurlong]

I still have to wonder how the city wasn't ransacked before Feral dropped us in that dump.

[sure_shot]

There were probably just less psychos running around back then. Actually, I think the biggest problem back then was Dark Kat. Now we've got the Metallikats, the Past Master, Dr. Viper and a bunch of random weirdos.

[chancefurlong]

Even space bugs. Yuck! Dark Kat was trouble enough.

What this city really needs are more pilots like Feral's niece. If she wasn't related, I bet she'd be working the other side of the scrap heap along with us.

[sure_shot]

Yeah, seriously. Sometimes I feel like Felina is the only Enforcer with any sense. If they ever lose her, they'll be in big trouble.

[chancefurlong]

Well, she already made it to Lieutenant. If we're lucky and Feral's lackey doesn't take over, she might be Commander one of these days. If there's one Cat who can turn around the Enforcers she'd be it. We might even have to go into retirement.

[sure_shot]

What was that guy's name? Steele or something, right? Somehow I think Feral might have enough sense to make sure that guy never takes charge.

Could be wishful thinking on my part, though.

[chancefurlong]

You and me both, buddy. I'm pretty certain that Cat couldn't land on his feet if he tried getting out of a chair.

[sure_shot]

Tch, yeah. Maybe we should save the donut missiles for him.

[chancefurlong]

He wouldn't say it, but Feral might actually be thankful for once. Wouldn't that be a change of pace.

[sure_shot]

Hm, tempting.

So we have two options. We can shoot donuts at Feral and really tick him off, or we can shoot donuts at Steele and possibly get on Feral's good side for about five minutes. Should we flip a coin?

[chancefurlong]

Aw, come on buddy! Flipping a coin is boring! If we're gonna make an important decision like this, I say we settle this like Big Kats!

So which is it? Twice around the obstacle course? Or another Chili pepper contest?

[sure_shot]

Obstacle course. If you win, we'll launch 'em at Feral. If I win, we'll launch 'em at whats-his-name. Sound good?