Voice Testing

[chancefurlong]

Well this is just great. Who did you think would recognize me anyway? At least someone around here has things right with a tag. Still, no wingcat, and then I have to deal with a bunch of mad cats. Scratch that, they probably think I'm the crazy one.

At least I've got the TurboKat.
And no Commander Feral in sight.

Comments

[sure_shot]

I could probably rig something like that up, I'll just have to make sure it doesn't cause any property damage.

[chancefurlong]

If you can make that happen, then I'll buy the donuts.

[sure_shot]

Sounds good to me, buddy! I'm sure if I can get a rotating saw blade to work in a missile, I can get one to launch a few doughnuts.

[chancefurlong]

You work magic with those missiles. If there's any cat who can make it happen then it's you! And hey, if you can't hack it, we'll just have to eat donuts for a week.

[sure_shot]

Oh, I can hack it.

A week, huh. Just out of curiosity, how many doughnuts do you want to launch at Feral?

[chancefurlong]

As many as I can buy with the equivalent of that cut he takes from our pay each month.

[sure_shot]

...That might be too many doughnuts.

[chancefurlong]

Fine, only a week's worth. Still enough to make a point.

[sure_shot]

I don't think he'd get the point, considering he doesn't know who we are.

[chancefurlong]

Yeah, I know. But I'd still get a laugh over his expression when it rains donuts on him.

[sure_shot]

Haha, yeah. Maybe if we're lucky, it'll end up on the news.

[chancefurlong]

I can see him now. Two bottles of milk says he yells at someone for eating the evidence live on TV!

[sure_shot]

That would be amazing. This has to happen. This is going to happen.

Oh, and we should absolutely use the jelly filled donuts.

[chancefurlong]

If it wouldn't destroy equipment I'd say we hit the radar while we're at it! Katseye news would have a field day with that! "Enforcer headquarters radar jammed by jelly donuts!" It'd be straight out of Scaredy Cat!

[sure_shot]

[there is some eyerolling going on over here]

You and your Scaredy Cat. Ah well, the bad puns in the news alone would be worth the effort.

[chancefurlong]

Eh, the donuts will be bad enough for Feral, we'll leave the expensive stuff alone for now. I don't want Callie being mad at us for intentionally destroying anything.

[sure_shot]

Hah, yeah. As funny as it would be, I won't want to get her angry at us. We can just settle for splattering donuts all over Feral's office window or something

[chancefurlong]

Good enough for me, buddy! And when he scrambles his choppers we'll leave them so far in the dust they won't know which way we went.

[sure_shot]

We can be jerks sometimes, you know that? You know he's gonna tell Katseye News how horrible we are again.

[chancefurlong]

You talk like he doesn't do that every time we save the city, and his tail. Does anyone even listen to him anymore?

[sure_shot]

In all honesty, probably not. At the very least, nobody takes him seriously. Especially the bad guys.

[chancefurlong]

I still have to wonder how the city wasn't ransacked before Feral dropped us in that dump.

[sure_shot]

There were probably just less psychos running around back then. Actually, I think the biggest problem back then was Dark Kat. Now we've got the Metallikats, the Past Master, Dr. Viper and a bunch of random weirdos.

[chancefurlong]

Even space bugs. Yuck! Dark Kat was trouble enough.

What this city really needs are more pilots like Feral's niece. If she wasn't related, I bet she'd be working the other side of the scrap heap along with us.

[sure_shot]

Yeah, seriously. Sometimes I feel like Felina is the only Enforcer with any sense. If they ever lose her, they'll be in big trouble.