Voice Testing

[chancefurlong]

Well this is just great. Who did you think would recognize me anyway? At least someone around here has things right with a tag. Still, no wingcat, and then I have to deal with a bunch of mad cats. Scratch that, they probably think I'm the crazy one.

At least I've got the TurboKat.
And no Commander Feral in sight.

Comments

[sure_shot]

No kidding. Maybe we should send him a box of doughnuts as a "thanks for being a good decoy" gift.

[chancefurlong]

Hah! Airdrop right onto Enforcer Headquarters! He'd have a task force after us for a month straight!

[sure_shot]

Totally worth it! Why haven't we done this yet?

[chancefurlong]

Yeah! Good question! We'll have to swing by a shop next time we go on patrol.

[sure_shot]

Think they'll give us a discount for savin' the city every two days?

[chancefurlong]

If we call up Callie we might. She probably knows all the best places from working with the Mayor.

[sure_shot]

That'd be a good place to start, but how would we even word that? "Hey Miss Briggs, can you hook us up with a doughnut shop discount so we can drop doughnuts all over Enforcer HQ"? I don't know if she'd support this one, buddy.

[chancefurlong]

Yeah. [He pouts, he wouldn't want to disappoint Callie but he still likes the idea of tormenting Feral.]

Maybe if we promise to drop them with a parachute? No damage that way, to the donuts or the building.

[sure_shot]

Aw, that takes all the fun out of it. I guess it's better than nothing, though. Besides, I guess I'd feel bad for the poor guy that Feral would make clean it up.

[chancefurlong]

I know, I just don't know what the best way is to splatter Feral without getting Ms. Briggs in trouble. You're the brains of the operation, what about a donut delivery missile or something?

[sure_shot]

I could probably rig something like that up, I'll just have to make sure it doesn't cause any property damage.

[chancefurlong]

If you can make that happen, then I'll buy the donuts.

[sure_shot]

Sounds good to me, buddy! I'm sure if I can get a rotating saw blade to work in a missile, I can get one to launch a few doughnuts.

[chancefurlong]

You work magic with those missiles. If there's any cat who can make it happen then it's you! And hey, if you can't hack it, we'll just have to eat donuts for a week.

[sure_shot]

Oh, I can hack it.

A week, huh. Just out of curiosity, how many doughnuts do you want to launch at Feral?

[chancefurlong]

As many as I can buy with the equivalent of that cut he takes from our pay each month.

[sure_shot]

...That might be too many doughnuts.

[chancefurlong]

Fine, only a week's worth. Still enough to make a point.

[sure_shot]

I don't think he'd get the point, considering he doesn't know who we are.

[chancefurlong]

Yeah, I know. But I'd still get a laugh over his expression when it rains donuts on him.

[sure_shot]

Haha, yeah. Maybe if we're lucky, it'll end up on the news.

[chancefurlong]

I can see him now. Two bottles of milk says he yells at someone for eating the evidence live on TV!

[sure_shot]

That would be amazing. This has to happen. This is going to happen.

Oh, and we should absolutely use the jelly filled donuts.

[chancefurlong]

If it wouldn't destroy equipment I'd say we hit the radar while we're at it! Katseye news would have a field day with that! "Enforcer headquarters radar jammed by jelly donuts!" It'd be straight out of Scaredy Cat!

[sure_shot]

[there is some eyerolling going on over here]

You and your Scaredy Cat. Ah well, the bad puns in the news alone would be worth the effort.