on pooooossibly heading to the ship of the damned

[semifreakingnormal]

Are you completely freaking insane? You want to send me to a crazy - a - a hellboat, for who knows how long - you want me to leave behind Allison, and Stiles, and my mom so I can help someone who doesn't even want my help get redeemed?

You are definitely, totally, completely out of your mind, dude.

[You could make a deal to be normal again, Scott.]

...He can do that?

[Look maybe if you stopped thinking about Allison for like five minutes you could pay attention...]

I am paying attention! Totally, 100%! So....he can do that?

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[patheticvillain]

[Wow how dare you he is way more charming than Jackson. In his opinion.]

Mind-warping demon town horrors? And guys who walk around with spikes sticking out of them, but overall I've had good experiences with them.

[semifreakingnormal]

[lbr anyone is more charming than Jackson]

Dude.

[patheticvillain]

Dude?

[semifreakingnormal]

Mind-warping demon town?

[patheticvillain]

. . . Pretty sure that's what I said.

[semifreakingnormal]

What does that have to do with redemption and second chances, like - at all?

[patheticvillain]

Our Admiral is a drunken loon who thinks sending people to Silent Hill on the weekend is a fun getaway?

. . . Ew, I said our.

1/2

[semifreakingnormal]

Silent Hill? I'm awesome at that game.

[semifreakingnormal]

[Wait for it....3,2,1...]

Silent Hill is real?

[patheticvillain]

[Oh god it's been so long since he saw an idiot in its natural environment :')]

Yeah, it's less fun in real life, I promise.

[semifreakingnormal]

[why are you so mean coosel :c]

Holy crap how did you even survive?

[patheticvillain]

By stabbing a bunch of zombies through the brain.

[No big.]

[semifreakingnormal]

Zombies who are trying to claw your face off!

[...]

What was it like?

[patheticvillain]

Pretty smelly.

Medium terrifying.

[semifreakingnormal]

How is Silent Hill only medium terrifying?

[patheticvillain]

'Cause it wasn't after me. I was just along for the ride.

[Also he's full of it.]

[semifreakingnormal]

Oh, bullshit. C'mon, you were totally wetting your pants, weren't you.

enter key you dick

[patheticvillain]

Less than you would've been. You're a fucking puppy.

srsly, messing with my tags and shit

[semifreakingnormal]

I am definitely not a puppy. [He is a man okay, he is not a teen wolf he is a man wolf who can actual howl like an actual man wolf so there]

[patheticvillain]

You kind of are a puppy. Sorry. It can be a good thing.

[semifreakingnormal]

Dude, how is being a puppy a good thing?

[patheticvillain]

Puppies are adorable. If you can get away with adorable, you can get away with murder.

[semifreakingnormal]

[omg what is wrong with you dude]

But I don't want to get away with murder.

[patheticvillain]

It's a figure of speech. Goddamn but you're skittish.

[semifreakingnormal]

I know it's a figure of speech! [Shut up Scott.]

And I'm not adorable, I'm [don't say it scoot please don't say it] manly.