on pooooossibly heading to the ship of the damned

[semifreakingnormal]

Are you completely freaking insane? You want to send me to a crazy - a - a hellboat, for who knows how long - you want me to leave behind Allison, and Stiles, and my mom so I can help someone who doesn't even want my help get redeemed?

You are definitely, totally, completely out of your mind, dude.

[You could make a deal to be normal again, Scott.]

...He can do that?

[Look maybe if you stopped thinking about Allison for like five minutes you could pay attention...]

I am paying attention! Totally, 100%! So....he can do that?

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[patheticvillain]

It's a figure of speech. Goddamn but you're skittish.

[semifreakingnormal]

I know it's a figure of speech! [Shut up Scott.]

And I'm not adorable, I'm [don't say it scoot please don't say it] manly.

[patheticvillain]

[Oh, god, Scott, honey, he is trying so hard not to laugh at you. So hard. The struggle is visible on his face. See how he's not even smiling? See?]

Manly.

A manly puppy.

[semifreakingnormal]

No just - manly--! [omg Scott just drop it just throw up your arms and drop it there good boy.]

This is going to be almost as bad as being stuck on a ship with Jackson.

[patheticvillain]

Hey, hey. I'm a troubled child in the process of reform. Chill out and make nice.

[semifreakingnormal]

You make nice. [Huff. No okay you are being a big man child now Scott.]

So is this seriously going to be how it goes if I show up there? Just a constant rag on McCall party?

[patheticvillain]

You're kind of an easy target.

And this is me making nice. If I was being mean, I'd be seeming nice. And then I'd drop you down a well. Constant rag on McCall party means if somebody fucks with you, you got backup.

[semifreakingnormal]

Wait, why would I have backup? Why would you back me up?

[patheticvillain]

Sounding a little paranoid there, McCall.

[semifreakingnormal]

No I'm not! Do you ever answer anything straight?

[patheticvillain]

Definitely not the first time. Maybe the second. Try it and see.

[semifreakingnormal]

[Don't do it Scott the bait is obvious just don't]

Why would you have my back?

[Sigh]

[patheticvillain]

[Shockingly, this time it's not bait. Well. Only half bait.]

Because if you survive the job a couple months and don't kill anybody you're practically a fucking unicorn, and worth keeping.

[semifreakingnormal]

I'm not going to kill anyone!

Especially if there's no moon, anyway.

[patheticvillain]

Ooh, there's fine print. Color me surprised.

I wasn't accusing you anyway.

[semifreakingnormal]

No, no no no, there's no fine print, everything's going to be totally normal. [Except for where it won't be, Scotty.]

...Please don't ever, like, ever call me a unicorn around Stiles.

[patheticvillain]

I have no idea who that is, but I'm definitely going to call you that in front of him if I ever meet him.

And for the record, nothing's ever totally normal on the Barge. Ever.

[semifreakingnormal]

Okay, then I'm never introducing you to him. Problem solved.

Yeah, okay, but I can be normal on the Barge, can't I?

[patheticvillain]

Nnnnnope. Nope. Nope, you can't. 'Cause you just said something about the full moon. Which means you're some kind of freak already.

Welcome to the club.

[semifreakingnormal]

I'm not a freak, I'm--

Wait, are you a freak?

[patheticvillain]

Duh.

[semifreakingnormal]

[Look at this hushed whisper.]

What are you?

[patheticvillain]

[HUSHED WHISPER BACK]

Your worst nightmare.

[semifreakingnormal]

[There is perhaps a two second reaction of IS THIS ANOTHER DEREK/PETER HALE????????????]

[semifreakingnormal]

[And then pft no]

C'mon, dude.