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on pooooossibly heading to the ship of the damned

Are you completely freaking insane? You want to send me to a crazy - a - a hellboat, for who knows how long - you want me to leave behind Allison, and Stiles, and my mom so I can help someone who doesn't even want my help get redeemed?

You are definitely, totally, completely out of your mind, dude.

[You could make a deal to be normal again, Scott.]

...He can do that?

[Look maybe if you stopped thinking about Allison for like five minutes you could pay attention...]

I am paying attention! Totally, 100%! So....he can do that?

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[No Scott don't encourage him.]

Yeah, ish? Really small and could kill you with her eyes.

[Nope it's too late.]

And someone bit her.

Wait, was she born one?

I didn't get her autobiography, I just taught her to cheat at cards.

Cause the intense kid with the death ray eyes needed to know how to cheat at cards?

Everyone needs to know how to cheat at cards.

Dude, remind me never to play poker with you.

I will definitely remind you to play poker with me.

Whatever, I'll probably catch it if you cheat, anyway. [no you won't, scott.]

. . . No, you won't.

I will too! I've got, like, wolf-o-vision.

Yeah, but you're a huge dork.

I am not. You can't be a werewolf and a dork. One totally cancels out the other.

That's just bullshit.

Total werewolf rule. One of these days I'm going to get a leather jacket and I'm not even going to know why.

You would look like such a tool in a leather jacket. What you need is an awkward polo of some kind.

Wh - wait, why's it gotta be awkward?

Because.

[Just gonna GESTURE TO ALL OF YOU.]

I'm not awkward!

You really are.

Dude, I am totally - mellow. Yeah.

Which is dork speak for awkward.

You suck.

Occasionally. But I'm also amazing.

And totally humble.

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