on pooooossibly heading to the ship of the damned

[semifreakingnormal]

Are you completely freaking insane? You want to send me to a crazy - a - a hellboat, for who knows how long - you want me to leave behind Allison, and Stiles, and my mom so I can help someone who doesn't even want my help get redeemed?

You are definitely, totally, completely out of your mind, dude.

[You could make a deal to be normal again, Scott.]

...He can do that?

[Look maybe if you stopped thinking about Allison for like five minutes you could pay attention...]

I am paying attention! Totally, 100%! So....he can do that?

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[intelligently]

He could. I'm still waiting for proof but from what everyone says... he could.

[externalized]

You sure about that? 100%? Because sometimes I wonder about your focus, Scott.

[myresponsibility]

He can do pretty much anything. Still kinda sucks to work for him, though.

[semifreakingnormal]

Seriously? Wait - you're there already?

[semifreakingnormal]

[asjkdftufgjhbk YOU BUT WHY????]

...Yeah, definitely. One hundred and ten percent, even.

[semifreakingnormal]

How are you not going totally crazy there?

[myresponsibility]

Who says I haven't?

[agitare]

What can he do?

[externalized]

[C: Because you have the best luck of any werewoof.]

That's not a real percentage, Scottie. Ever thought about a math tutor?

[impetere]

Is a hellboat better or worse than an underground bunker with firestorms above ground?

[just so Cora can get a comparison on levels of suck out there. She's new to this whole thing.

Also no idea that Scott may or may not recognize her.]

[semifreakingnormal]

[His life is a cosmic joke :C]

It is too! I mean. It's a saying, and - why are you messing with me? Why are you even here?

[semifreakingnormal]

Oh, that's reassuring.

[externalized]

[Yes, yes it is. And Kate has popcorn.]

Well, you know, I can't help but be kinda mad that I'm dead and you're . . . not. So. I'm here because I can be, and I'm messing with you 'cause you deserve it.

1/2 I just love his dumb smile I'm sorry

[semifreakingnormal]

[oh it's Allison c:]

[myresponsibility]

No seriously, it's not that bad most of the time. You meet lots of interesting people.

[semifreakingnormal]

[WAIT IT'S ALLISON AND TALKING ABOUT WEREWOLF STUFF, ABORT ABORT ABORT]

Uhhhh nothing? I don't know, I've definitely never met the guy.

[threadtheneedle]

Really though, is a hellboat the weirdest thing you'll ever see?

[semifreakingnormal]

[He so has no idea who she is and that is a really specific thing, Cora, have a super blank stare.]

Do you have firestorms...?

[semifreakingnormal]

I hope so?

Oh god, it's not going to be, is it? [FACE. HANDS. HELP.]

[impetere]

Not that anyone there knows it yet, but yeah. Still dealing with the whole stuck underground thing.

[and the look on her face is confused as she speaks, because Scott, why are you looking at her like that.]

[semifreakingnormal]

[and you're not sharing Kate you are the worst]

How do I deserve it? [Yelling. Uber frustrated yelling.]

[semifreakingnormal]

Like who?

[myresponsibility]

I got paired up with James Bond like a week after showing up.

[semifreakingnormal]

[Because who are you, lady, and who do you smell like wolf]

Can't you call for help or something? Or wait, no reception?

[externalized]

[Aww, puppy is crying. If only she could ruffle his hair. /sad reaching through white space.]

Well. Deserve it from my perspective. I'm pretty sure you know why - and if you don't, damn, you're dumber than I thought you were.