And then she got apped to My Little Jamjar

[leekspins]

.......I'm going to be a pony?

[Slowly, but surely, the blank stare changes into one of utter delight.]

I'm going to be a pony! Yes! This is something completely new, I can't wait to try it out! Nice work! I don't even mind if no one else from my cast shows up, it's going to be so much fun--

...d-did you say Ulquiorra-san is going to be a pony too...?

[She can't take it. She busts up laughing, almost crying at the hilarious thought of someone so stoic being made so adorable.]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Yaaaaaayyyyy!

Comments

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

But you can't hold anything unless you hold it in your mouth!

[leekspins]

But what would I need to hold?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Sandwiches, forks, spoons, knives, flags, wings, cups, door knobs, the twisty-tie thing on bread, your magical scroll thing, flowers, flashlights, spears, various other yogurt-skeleton killing apparatuses, train tickets...

Not to mention all the things you need to pick up!

Or the things you need to squeeze or otherwise manipulate with your fingers!

[leekspins]

...Wings...?

[He said spears, too. What was that about yogurt skeletons? What an interesting guy!]

It doesn't sound too hard to get by! Most horses don't need utensils to eat.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Most horses don't eat cakes and ice cream. And sandwiches. And pizza.

[leekspins]

You don't need utensils for most of those things anyway! We get to eat all of that? I can't wait to be a pony!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

If Pinkie Pie has her way, you totally will get to eat all of that. And whatever else she can come up with.

[leekspins]

Really?! Pinkie Pie-san sounds so nice! Thank you very much for the recommendation!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Uh... you're welcome?

[leekspins]

What's your name? I'm Orihime!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I'm Gary. Nice to meet you, Orihime!

[leekspins]

It's nice to meet you as well, Gary-san! We'll get to be friends in Equestria too, ne?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Gary-san. I like that. It makes me sound like something out of an anime or something.

I dunno, maybe? See, you're probably going to end up in Ponyville, and I'm over in Canterlot. Mostly. But 24 and I do go over there every so often to pitch our wings.

[leekspins]

Just so long as we get to meet each other eventually!

Pitch your wings? Are you selling them?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah! Well, we're trying to anyway. So far, the only pony that seemed to show any interest was a pegasus.

[leekspins]

I'd like to buy some! It sounds like a great idea for a Halloween costume, and that's just two months away!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

They have so many other uses than costuming, though.

Okay, maybe only one other use. They actually work.

[leekspins]

REALLY?! So I can fly too?!

[How can other ponies not be interested in these fantastic wings?]

I definitely want to try!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yes, you can fly too!

Oh dude, we will totally get our tester pair down to Ponyville so you can try it out.

[leekspins]

I'll be happy to contribute my part to science!

[Especially if it means being able to fly. What could be cooler than that?!]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I don't know if it'll be contributing to science, but it's a lot of fun.

[leekspins]

Oh, so you mean...they're for people to try before they buy, and not a prototype test?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah. I guess I should have said demo pair to be more clear, but it really boils down to the same thing.

[leekspins]

Oh, no, it's fine! I'm the one who made the assumption!

[She bows with a grin.]

I'm really looking forward to this!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

So am I!

[Hey, maybe they'll get a new spokesponyperson out of this!]