And then she got apped to My Little Jamjar

[leekspins]

.......I'm going to be a pony?

[Slowly, but surely, the blank stare changes into one of utter delight.]

I'm going to be a pony! Yes! This is something completely new, I can't wait to try it out! Nice work! I don't even mind if no one else from my cast shows up, it's going to be so much fun--

...d-did you say Ulquiorra-san is going to be a pony too...?

[She can't take it. She busts up laughing, almost crying at the hilarious thought of someone so stoic being made so adorable.]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Yaaaaaayyyyy!

Comments

I bet you thought you were gonna get Ulquiorra. Think again! ( got hella 21 tags to do)

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

It is NOT as cool as you think it is!

Neener! <3

[leekspins]

Yes it is! You can headbutt people at ramming speed!

[Not that she has plans to do so, but she likes knowing that she can.]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

But you can't hold anything unless you hold it in your mouth!

[leekspins]

But what would I need to hold?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Sandwiches, forks, spoons, knives, flags, wings, cups, door knobs, the twisty-tie thing on bread, your magical scroll thing, flowers, flashlights, spears, various other yogurt-skeleton killing apparatuses, train tickets...

Not to mention all the things you need to pick up!

Or the things you need to squeeze or otherwise manipulate with your fingers!

[leekspins]

...Wings...?

[He said spears, too. What was that about yogurt skeletons? What an interesting guy!]

It doesn't sound too hard to get by! Most horses don't need utensils to eat.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Most horses don't eat cakes and ice cream. And sandwiches. And pizza.

[leekspins]

You don't need utensils for most of those things anyway! We get to eat all of that? I can't wait to be a pony!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

If Pinkie Pie has her way, you totally will get to eat all of that. And whatever else she can come up with.

[leekspins]

Really?! Pinkie Pie-san sounds so nice! Thank you very much for the recommendation!

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

...The heck is a pony?

[leekspins]

They're like horses, but smaller, more petite! Er...do you know what horses are?

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

...what, like Ostrich Horses?

[leekspins]

Ah ha ha, no no! But that would be amazing too...

Horses are big enough for people to ride on. They have four legs and an arched neck, and a mane and a tale. Their faces are kind of long! Most of the time their coat is coarse and short, and they like eating apples, hay, and sugar.

I'd show a picture, but I'm not really sure how to make this machine do that!

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

People ride Ostrich Horses too.

[Toph just pinches the bridge of her nose before leaning forward a bit and staring... sort of off to the side of Orihime.]

I want you to look me in the eyes and see if showing me a picture would do any good.

[leekspins]

[It takes her a moment. Then she leans back and claps her hands.]

Oh, I get it! Ah ha ha, sorry! I'll stick to the descriptions, then. Are your ostriches like the ones we have? Big birds that run on two legs?

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

[Toph takes a stance before stomping and making an upward palm strike at the air before a sculpture of an Ostrich Horse pops out of the ground.]

That's an Ostrich Horse.

[leekspins]

[Orihime gasps in amazement. To create something so detailed, and so swiftly.]

Amaaaaziiiing!

[She hastens to the statue, running her hands over the stony surface.]

It looks just like a horse and an ostrich mixed together! It's so cute!

[...Her ideas on what's 'cute' leave something to be desired sometimes.]

How did you do that?

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

[Greatest Earthbender EVER.]

Earthbending. It's second nature to me.

[She points down to her bare feet.]

It's how I see. I can sense vibrations in the ground in all directions.

[voice_seeker]

[He WAS going to comment on how nice it was to see Orihime again, but the subject matter has sidetracked his brain.]

Just when did turning into ponies become so fashionable? I hope Ariel doesn't find out....

[leekspins]

Is it fashionable? I just thought it sounded like fun!

[She beams, glad to see her old friend again.]

How have you been, Eric-sama?

[voice_seeker]

Oh, me? Well, I'm not in a game anymore, not currently, but still I've been doing just fine! I'm sure once my canon gets it's Blu-Ray release in two months, there'll be renewed interest in me.

[Max barks in agreement, then tackles Orihime and licks her face, so happy to see her again!]

[leekspins]

Oof--!

[She was just about to ask if he still had Max with him. And there's her answer! Orihime giggles happily, one eye winced shut as she pats the dog's shaggy head from where she's been piledrived into the ground.]

I'm happy to see you again too, ah ha ha!

[Her head tips back to regard Eric, who appears upside down.]

Well...there's a new game opening in a few days based on fairy tales called 'Beastly Roses.' That might be a good place for you!

[voice_seeker]

Actually, I've heard of that before and I was thinking of trying it out! Even better, I've found Ariel on this community lately, so she can come there with me!

[leekspins]

Oh, that's perfect! I have a test drive post up there too, but I was kind of late so nobody's responded to it yet. Feel free to come by!