And then she got apped to My Little Jamjar

[leekspins]

.......I'm going to be a pony?

[Slowly, but surely, the blank stare changes into one of utter delight.]

I'm going to be a pony! Yes! This is something completely new, I can't wait to try it out! Nice work! I don't even mind if no one else from my cast shows up, it's going to be so much fun--

...d-did you say Ulquiorra-san is going to be a pony too...?

[She can't take it. She busts up laughing, almost crying at the hilarious thought of someone so stoic being made so adorable.]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Yaaaaaayyyyy!

Comments

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

If Pinkie Pie has her way, you totally will get to eat all of that. And whatever else she can come up with.

[leekspins]

Really?! Pinkie Pie-san sounds so nice! Thank you very much for the recommendation!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Uh... you're welcome?

[leekspins]

What's your name? I'm Orihime!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I'm Gary. Nice to meet you, Orihime!

[leekspins]

It's nice to meet you as well, Gary-san! We'll get to be friends in Equestria too, ne?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Gary-san. I like that. It makes me sound like something out of an anime or something.

I dunno, maybe? See, you're probably going to end up in Ponyville, and I'm over in Canterlot. Mostly. But 24 and I do go over there every so often to pitch our wings.

[leekspins]

Just so long as we get to meet each other eventually!

Pitch your wings? Are you selling them?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah! Well, we're trying to anyway. So far, the only pony that seemed to show any interest was a pegasus.

[leekspins]

I'd like to buy some! It sounds like a great idea for a Halloween costume, and that's just two months away!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

They have so many other uses than costuming, though.

Okay, maybe only one other use. They actually work.

[leekspins]

REALLY?! So I can fly too?!

[How can other ponies not be interested in these fantastic wings?]

I definitely want to try!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yes, you can fly too!

Oh dude, we will totally get our tester pair down to Ponyville so you can try it out.

[leekspins]

I'll be happy to contribute my part to science!

[Especially if it means being able to fly. What could be cooler than that?!]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I don't know if it'll be contributing to science, but it's a lot of fun.

[leekspins]

Oh, so you mean...they're for people to try before they buy, and not a prototype test?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah. I guess I should have said demo pair to be more clear, but it really boils down to the same thing.

[leekspins]

Oh, no, it's fine! I'm the one who made the assumption!

[She bows with a grin.]

I'm really looking forward to this!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

So am I!

[Hey, maybe they'll get a new spokesponyperson out of this!]

[leekspins]

So what's Canterlot like? And is your friend's name really 24?

[Maybe they're like...human Espada.]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Well, it's kind of like Ponyville, except with less dirt roads and a whole lot more unicorns.

Not really but that's kind of his rank. Henchmen don't really use their names.

[leekspins]

Oh, you're henchmen?

[She doesn't seem put off. Most of the time she gets along pretty well with henchmen, save for Loly and Menolly.]

I guess that's sort of traditional. The arrancars from back home had numbers assigned to them as well to signify their rank and strength.

CONGRATULATIONS

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah.

Sort of.

Well, I don't know if our current employer wants to call us henchmen. Henchponies? Anyway, good guys usually don't. Maybe we're like Royal Guard or something.

Oh? Is that what you call henchmen... where you're from? Yeah, it's almost the same where I'm from. Except it's not really about your strength but your rank. Which sort of depends on how your boss feels.

Eeeee thank you!

[leekspins]

I suppose so! But they'd probably hate that term and blow me up if I used it, ha ha!

[That's not something to laugh about, Orihime. :|]

What rank are you, Gary-san? ...Is it okay if I still call you that? I'm not your employer, after all!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[Yeah, sounds like a henchman to him.]

I'm Henchman 21. [Kind of. Sorta. In spirit, anyway.]