And then she got apped to My Little Jamjar

[leekspins]

.......I'm going to be a pony?

[Slowly, but surely, the blank stare changes into one of utter delight.]

I'm going to be a pony! Yes! This is something completely new, I can't wait to try it out! Nice work! I don't even mind if no one else from my cast shows up, it's going to be so much fun--

...d-did you say Ulquiorra-san is going to be a pony too...?

[She can't take it. She busts up laughing, almost crying at the hilarious thought of someone so stoic being made so adorable.]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Yaaaaaayyyyy!

Comments

I bet you thought you were gonna get Ulquiorra. Think again! ( got hella 21 tags to do)

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

It is NOT as cool as you think it is!

Neener! <3

[leekspins]

Yes it is! You can headbutt people at ramming speed!

[Not that she has plans to do so, but she likes knowing that she can.]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

But you can't hold anything unless you hold it in your mouth!

[leekspins]

But what would I need to hold?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Sandwiches, forks, spoons, knives, flags, wings, cups, door knobs, the twisty-tie thing on bread, your magical scroll thing, flowers, flashlights, spears, various other yogurt-skeleton killing apparatuses, train tickets...

Not to mention all the things you need to pick up!

Or the things you need to squeeze or otherwise manipulate with your fingers!

[leekspins]

...Wings...?

[He said spears, too. What was that about yogurt skeletons? What an interesting guy!]

It doesn't sound too hard to get by! Most horses don't need utensils to eat.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Most horses don't eat cakes and ice cream. And sandwiches. And pizza.

[leekspins]

You don't need utensils for most of those things anyway! We get to eat all of that? I can't wait to be a pony!

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

...The heck is a pony?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

If Pinkie Pie has her way, you totally will get to eat all of that. And whatever else she can come up with.

[leekspins]

They're like horses, but smaller, more petite! Er...do you know what horses are?

[leekspins]

Really?! Pinkie Pie-san sounds so nice! Thank you very much for the recommendation!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Uh... you're welcome?

[leekspins]

What's your name? I'm Orihime!

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

...what, like Ostrich Horses?

[leekspins]

Ah ha ha, no no! But that would be amazing too...

Horses are big enough for people to ride on. They have four legs and an arched neck, and a mane and a tale. Their faces are kind of long! Most of the time their coat is coarse and short, and they like eating apples, hay, and sugar.

I'd show a picture, but I'm not really sure how to make this machine do that!

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

People ride Ostrich Horses too.

[Toph just pinches the bridge of her nose before leaning forward a bit and staring... sort of off to the side of Orihime.]

I want you to look me in the eyes and see if showing me a picture would do any good.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I'm Gary. Nice to meet you, Orihime!

[leekspins]

[It takes her a moment. Then she leans back and claps her hands.]

Oh, I get it! Ah ha ha, sorry! I'll stick to the descriptions, then. Are your ostriches like the ones we have? Big birds that run on two legs?

[leekspins]

It's nice to meet you as well, Gary-san! We'll get to be friends in Equestria too, ne?

[greatest_earthbender_ever]

[Toph takes a stance before stomping and making an upward palm strike at the air before a sculpture of an Ostrich Horse pops out of the ground.]

That's an Ostrich Horse.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Gary-san. I like that. It makes me sound like something out of an anime or something.

I dunno, maybe? See, you're probably going to end up in Ponyville, and I'm over in Canterlot. Mostly. But 24 and I do go over there every so often to pitch our wings.

[leekspins]

[Orihime gasps in amazement. To create something so detailed, and so swiftly.]

Amaaaaziiiing!

[She hastens to the statue, running her hands over the stony surface.]

It looks just like a horse and an ostrich mixed together! It's so cute!

[...Her ideas on what's 'cute' leave something to be desired sometimes.]

How did you do that?

[leekspins]

Just so long as we get to meet each other eventually!

Pitch your wings? Are you selling them?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah! Well, we're trying to anyway. So far, the only pony that seemed to show any interest was a pegasus.