And then she got apped to My Little Jamjar

[leekspins]

.......I'm going to be a pony?

[Slowly, but surely, the blank stare changes into one of utter delight.]

I'm going to be a pony! Yes! This is something completely new, I can't wait to try it out! Nice work! I don't even mind if no one else from my cast shows up, it's going to be so much fun--

...d-did you say Ulquiorra-san is going to be a pony too...?

[She can't take it. She busts up laughing, almost crying at the hilarious thought of someone so stoic being made so adorable.]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Yaaaaaayyyyy!

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[whywouldyoubuckleup]

So am I!

[Hey, maybe they'll get a new spokesponyperson out of this!]

[leekspins]

So what's Canterlot like? And is your friend's name really 24?

[Maybe they're like...human Espada.]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Well, it's kind of like Ponyville, except with less dirt roads and a whole lot more unicorns.

Not really but that's kind of his rank. Henchmen don't really use their names.

[leekspins]

Oh, you're henchmen?

[She doesn't seem put off. Most of the time she gets along pretty well with henchmen, save for Loly and Menolly.]

I guess that's sort of traditional. The arrancars from back home had numbers assigned to them as well to signify their rank and strength.

CONGRATULATIONS

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah.

Sort of.

Well, I don't know if our current employer wants to call us henchmen. Henchponies? Anyway, good guys usually don't. Maybe we're like Royal Guard or something.

Oh? Is that what you call henchmen... where you're from? Yeah, it's almost the same where I'm from. Except it's not really about your strength but your rank. Which sort of depends on how your boss feels.

Eeeee thank you!

[leekspins]

I suppose so! But they'd probably hate that term and blow me up if I used it, ha ha!

[That's not something to laugh about, Orihime. :|]

What rank are you, Gary-san? ...Is it okay if I still call you that? I'm not your employer, after all!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[Yeah, sounds like a henchman to him.]

I'm Henchman 21. [Kind of. Sorta. In spirit, anyway.]

[leekspins]

Oh, that's a good number! Like blackjack!

[It sounds like he's pretty high up, too...unless there are only 24 henchmen in total, so she supposes it depends on how many there are to begin with.]

To be honest, though, you don't act much like a bad guy. You're really nice!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, it is!

[Well, technically, he's Henchman 1, but he keeps the 21 rank because of Reasons.]

Yeah, well, I don't act like a total bad guy all the time. I can't think of anyone who does. It's kind of like... a job, and I'm off duty now.

[leekspins]

Off duty while you're a pony, or while you're over here not being a pony?

[She's glad he's decent, she'd hate to have to get in a fight with him.]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[And that might not turn out well for either of them. If he'd even fight a girl. I don't know, that hasn't been touched.]

Uh, kind of both, I guess?

[leekspins]

EVEN BETTER!

[No fights have to be done EVER! And now they are friends.]

Now I just have to decide what I'll do to earn my keep. I'm not even sure if my powers will work here!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I'm sure you'll find a way to fit in.

[With all the unicorns and their dang fancy magic that 21 envies sooo much.]

[leekspins]

You really think so? Are the other ponies nice?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Disgustingly so. I mean, if you think I'm nice...

Let me put it this way. 24 and I were actually trying to rob the big boss princess and when she caught us, instead of like, executing us or throwing us in jail, she gave us jobs.

[leekspins]

Really? Wow, she sounds amazing! I hope I get to meet her. And I'm glad you didn't get executed, ah ha ha!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

She is a pretty nice pony. But, man, she loves to pull pranks on other ponies.

Yeah, so am I!

[leekspins]

She has a sense of humor too?!

[This just might be the long lost big sister Orihime's been waiting for! ...If...if her sister could ever be a horse...]

I want to visit Canterlot! You can be my tour guide, if you're not busy!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Oh, she totally does!

[she even loves cakes, too!]

Sure, that might be cool!

[Unless Ulquiorra gets in the way.]

[leekspins]

[He won't because that would be muncesting I mean what. Naaaahhhh Ulquiorra wouldn't care if Orihime went gallopping off for adventure.]

Great! Hey, what do they call high fives? Are they just high ones because there aren't any fingers?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I think they call them brohoofs. You know, like a brofist? But... with a hoof.

[leekspins]

Brofists...?

[She hasn't heard that term before either, but she can guess what it is from the name alone.]

Okay. Okay, got it! You're a pretty great tourguide already, Gary-san!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, it's where you bump your fists together. Kind of like a punchy version of a high five.


[21 beams!]

And this is just like... a preview!

[leekspins]

Really? I can't wait for the rest!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

It'll happen soon enough!