dear_mun | And then she got apped to My Little Jamjar

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And then she got apped to My Little Jamjar

.......I'm going to be a pony?

[Slowly, but surely, the blank stare changes into one of utter delight.]

I'm going to be a pony! Yes! This is something completely new, I can't wait to try it out! Nice work! I don't even mind if no one else from my cast shows up, it's going to be so much fun--

...d-did you say Ulquiorra-san is going to be a pony too...?

[She can't take it. She busts up laughing, almost crying at the hilarious thought of someone so stoic being made so adorable.]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Yaaaaaayyyyy!

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[And that might not turn out well for either of them. If he'd even fight a girl. I don't know, that hasn't been touched.]

Uh, kind of both, I guess?

EVEN BETTER!

[No fights have to be done EVER! And now they are friends.]

Now I just have to decide what I'll do to earn my keep. I'm not even sure if my powers will work here!

I'm sure you'll find a way to fit in.

[With all the unicorns and their dang fancy magic that 21 envies sooo much.]

You really think so? Are the other ponies nice?

Disgustingly so. I mean, if you think I'm nice...

Let me put it this way. 24 and I were actually trying to rob the big boss princess and when she caught us, instead of like, executing us or throwing us in jail, she gave us jobs.

Really? Wow, she sounds amazing! I hope I get to meet her. And I'm glad you didn't get executed, ah ha ha!

She is a pretty nice pony. But, man, she loves to pull pranks on other ponies.

Yeah, so am I!

She has a sense of humor too?!

[This just might be the long lost big sister Orihime's been waiting for! ...If...if her sister could ever be a horse...]

I want to visit Canterlot! You can be my tour guide, if you're not busy!

Oh, she totally does!

[she even loves cakes, too!]

Sure, that might be cool!

[Unless Ulquiorra gets in the way.]

[~~He won't because that would be muncesting I mean what~~. Naaaahhhh Ulquiorra wouldn't care if Orihime went gallopping off for adventure.]

Great! Hey, what do they call high fives? Are they just high ones because there aren't any fingers?

I think they call them brohoofs. You know, like a brofist? But... with a hoof.

Brofists...?

[She hasn't heard that term before either, but she can guess what it is from the name alone.]

Okay. Okay, got it! You're a pretty great tourguide already, Gary-san!

Yeah, it's where you bump your fists together. Kind of like a punchy version of a high five.

[21 beams!]

And this is just like... a preview!

Really? I can't wait for the rest!

It'll happen soon enough!

Do you think I should be sleep-deprived tomorrow, or on Friday?

[Wait why is she asking this question out of the blue!]

Uhh.

[This is something 21 doesn't know either.]

I guess it depends on what you did before you came in?

Mostly I just ran around and talked to Ulquiorra-san and met a nice pony with magenta hair. Normally I'd wait longer, but it might seem a little odd to go an entire week without sleep. I'd pass out much sooner, ha ha!