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[shinra_dog]

 *highly alarmed* Wait, now you wanna throw me inta' a physical torture meme thing?  What happened t' that sex game, yo?

That's still on?

... Mun, you are some kinda twisted... 

Can I at least be the one givin' the torture? Please?  Whaddaya mean "maybe?"

Bitch.

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[ofdrumsthesound]

Did you say 'torture?'

[shinra_dog]

*suddenly gets an eerie feeling* Yes... why?

[ofdrumsthesound]

That sounds like fun.

[shinra_dog]

*chuckles nervously* It ain't bad, that's fer sure, yo. The begging, the creativity ya can get with full reign... It really can be an art. Should be appreciated an' done right, not sloppy.

A' course, y'know... best on th' givin' end, a' course. *as if dropping a hint*

[ofdrumsthesound]

Some people seem to like being tortured.

Shame you're not one of them . . .

[shinra_dog]

I'm game for a li'l kink here an' there but... somethin' tells me ya might not stop, buddy.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Er, I'd try not to do permanent damage?

[john_mitchell]

Better be nice t'your mun. They can do worse than what you're already complaining about.

[shinra_dog]

Tch. I dunno about that...

[john_mitchell]

What? You don't think they'll follow through on the torture?

And probably your worst nightmares.

[shinra_dog]

*sighs* Nah, man, that's the problem. I know real well she's gonna do it, no matter what I want.

Still, at least death ain't in the cards. Yet. *shudder*

[john_mitchell]

Oh, that's not always so bad either. Death doesn't always mean you're gone or that they can stop doing things with you - good or bad.

[shinra_dog]

*flat look* Did you jus' tell me that death ain't "so bad?"

It so doesn't even matter if I come back or not -- I mean, sure, ideally if I'm gonna die it won't be permanent. But undeniably, death includes dying. Kinda inseparable. An' dyin' ain't pleasant, no matter how ya cut it.

[the_hbic]

Got yourself into some trouble, Reno?

[ That smirk, yeah he's amused. ]

[shinra_dog]

Nnk! *smartass comeback gets caught in his throat as he recognizes the voice*

B-boss...? *awkward grin, trying to play nonchalant*

[the_hbic]

Seem like you're going to end up in a tough spot soon. A shame really.

[ Hm. One of his nails looks chipped, he should get that fixed. ]

Never knew that you... swung that way,.

[shinra_dog]

*tenses, not sure where the conversation is going*

Wait... swung... what? *thinks for a moment* You mean th' torture thing? Oh, that was a totally separate thing, I mean, y'know, Shinra interrogations n' stuff, thass' all... *shuts up, talking too much*

I mean, I'm hardly the fluffy lover type, but... Damn, never thought we'd ever have this conversation, yo...

[the_hbic]

[ Yeah, he's still looking at his nail. It's just an action to seem more nonchalant about what he was going to say next. ]

Because I am completely asexual, correct?

[shinra_dog]

*caught completely by surprise*

*blurts out* Because yer my boss.

[animusangelus]

You would want to be on the other end.

[shinra_dog]

*raises an eyebrow* An' you wouldn't, given the choice?

High horse much.

[animusangelus]

That's right.

[shinra_dog]

*crosses his arms, half indignant half honestly curious* Yer sayin' you'd sit there an' take torture -- even, say, from me -- indefinitely, rather than ever inflict any?

[animusangelus]

I didn't say I would go quietly, but I'd rather suffer than torture someone else.

[shinra_dog]

Hn... That's... huh.

That's pretty selfless, Cloud. I'm actually impressed.