Upon joining bakerstreet

[shinra_dog]

 *highly alarmed* Wait, now you wanna throw me inta' a physical torture meme thing?  What happened t' that sex game, yo?

That's still on?

... Mun, you are some kinda twisted... 

Can I at least be the one givin' the torture? Please?  Whaddaya mean "maybe?"

Bitch.

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[animusangelus]

You would want to be on the other end.

[shinra_dog]

*raises an eyebrow* An' you wouldn't, given the choice?

High horse much.

[animusangelus]

That's right.

[shinra_dog]

*crosses his arms, half indignant half honestly curious* Yer sayin' you'd sit there an' take torture -- even, say, from me -- indefinitely, rather than ever inflict any?

[animusangelus]

I didn't say I would go quietly, but I'd rather suffer than torture someone else.

[shinra_dog]

Hn... That's... huh.

That's pretty selfless, Cloud. I'm actually impressed.

[animusangelus]

It doesn't have anything to do with being selfless.

[shinra_dog]

No? Then what?

[animusangelus]

You're responsible for who you torture.

[shinra_dog]

*shrugs, doesn't see the problem* Well, yeah. So?

Oh -- this a conscience thing? Guilty for doin' it an' consequences?

[animusangelus]

Even you have one.

Deep down.

[shinra_dog]

*taken aback* Nngh... *looks away stubbornly rather than admit it*

Whatever. I ain't lettin' anyone touch me unless there's a damn good reason for it.

What're you doin' around here anyway, yo?

[animusangelus]

[Victory.]

It's out of your hands.

Do I need a reason for being here?

[shinra_dog]

*eye twitches as he knows Cloud is right, he may be tortured against his will* Shut up...

Just... curious. Unless ya came by jus' t' demonize me for bein' willing t' get my hands dirty.

[animusangelus]

Make me.

[Cloud glowers at him.]

It won't be just your hands getting dirty.

[A long pause. Really, it's too long.]

I visit Bakerstreet sometimes.

[shinra_dog]

*stares for a moment, wondering if he's seen it*

But you wouldn't... *cocky* It's not like you'd torture me.

[animusangelus]

How do you know?

[shinra_dog]

*smug* You already said 's much, you wouldn't torture someone.

*although he's practically asking for it by taunting*

[animusangelus]

But I forgot to add that I would torture the torturer.

[shinra_dog]

*raises eyebrows, somewhat surprised but also amused* Ya don't say... Now that'd almost be worth it, t' see the great hero Cloud tainted by bloodlust. What would Aeris think?

[animusangelus]

She would support me. [People need to learn lessons, Reno.] I'd tell her I was your teacher.

[shinra_dog]

*outright laughs* My teacher?? What? Cloud this is startin' t' sound like some bad roleplay porno... *wipes tears of mirth from his eyes*

Waitaminute... you ain't serious about that are ya?

[animusangelus]

...what?! [A punch is coming your way, Reno. SERIOUSLY.]

...I was. [Until he put it like that.]

[shinra_dog]

Well, good t' know now what'll change yer mind. An' what gets you off. *taunting smirk*

[animusangelus]

Porn will be the last thing you think about if you torture someone and I hear about it.

I'm not easy to evade.