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[shinra_dog]

 *highly alarmed* Wait, now you wanna throw me inta' a physical torture meme thing?  What happened t' that sex game, yo?

That's still on?

... Mun, you are some kinda twisted... 

Can I at least be the one givin' the torture? Please?  Whaddaya mean "maybe?"

Bitch.

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[the_hbic]

[ He raises an eyebrow, holding up his hand. ] Calm down, Reno.

[shinra_dog]

*grits his teeth and growls slightly as he holds himself back from grabbing Rufus*

You must be really bored t' humiliate me for no fuckin' reason, Boss.

[the_hbic]

Or I want you to react.

[shinra_dog]

*takes a dangerous step toward Rufus, while still technically not touching him*

Like I said. Bored.

Feh. *waves a hand dismissively* Y'know what, forget it. This is why everyone thinks yer a frigid dick.

[the_hbic]

I will have you know that my dick is nowhere near frigid.

[ This is why he was drawn to Reno, he was one of the few people that would treat him like a normal human being. ]

[shinra_dog]

*barks a derisive laugh and crosses his arms* Yeah? Prove it.

[the_hbic]

And exactly how do you expect me to do that?

[shinra_dog]

*smirks* Yer a smart guy. If ya can't even figure out a way to show ya ain't an ice bitch, I dunno if I'll ever be convinced.

*being deliberately taunting as payback*

[the_hbic]

[ He leans in a bit. ]

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[shinra_dog]

*dark, sly look as he grins* I won't deny it. You'd be a helluva trophy, y'know.

[the_hbic]

[ He reaches out grabbing ahold of Reno's shirt. ]

Trophy?

[shinra_dog]

*doesn't fight it, just smirks wider*

You heard me. Mister Rule-By-Fear, locked in 'is office 'cept ta' scare th' shit outta someone, asexual frigid dick Shinra. Someone manages t' tap that, shit... Ya can't think no one's got a betting pool on that.

[the_hbic]

You're trying my patience, Reno. Though, I would at least hope you would have put money on yourself.

[shinra_dog]

A' course I did. *eyes glance down to the small distance between them, Rufus still grasping his shirt*

I'd say my odds just got pretty damn good.

[the_hbic]

[ He smirks a bit. ]

Unless I tell you, that you're not allowed to speak a word of this to anyone.

[shinra_dog]

*eyes shine with mischief* A'course not.

Now... permission t' fuck ya? Sir.