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[shinra_dog]

 *highly alarmed* Wait, now you wanna throw me inta' a physical torture meme thing?  What happened t' that sex game, yo?

That's still on?

... Mun, you are some kinda twisted... 

Can I at least be the one givin' the torture? Please?  Whaddaya mean "maybe?"

Bitch.

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[shinra_dog]

*chuckles nervously* It ain't bad, that's fer sure, yo. The begging, the creativity ya can get with full reign... It really can be an art. Should be appreciated an' done right, not sloppy.

A' course, y'know... best on th' givin' end, a' course. *as if dropping a hint*

[ofdrumsthesound]

Some people seem to like being tortured.

Shame you're not one of them . . .

[shinra_dog]

I'm game for a li'l kink here an' there but... somethin' tells me ya might not stop, buddy.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Er, I'd try not to do permanent damage?

[shinra_dog]

*flat look of complete disbelief in the statement*

*eye twitches and he grits his teeth; hisses out* You've piqued my Mun's interest... an' she wants us t' meet up...

Fuck, I feel like I'm at a fuckin' slave auction, what the fuck...

[ofdrumsthesound]

I think I'd like to play now, actually. That way we don't have to meet again, and it's always impossible to find yourself in those big places.

Not to mention that the mun can heal you just by saying so here.

[shinra_dog]

N-now? Ehh...

[shall I send you the link to the torture thread? or did you have something else in mind?]

[ofdrumsthesound]

*I was thinking of continuing here, I don't play there. I can never find the threads again and a lot of the people there annoy me.*

Hey, why not?

[shinra_dog]

[Okay, np. Reno's all yours to torture. :) I think there I had said no flaying or cannibalism, but I can negotiate. XD poor muse.]

I...

*gets nudged* Grr... Okay. *uneasy, but afraid to say "be gentle" for show of weakness*

Just cannibalism okay?

[ofdrumsthesound]

*He grins hugely.* Thank you!

Here, let me get the oven ready. I haven't had a bite to eat all day . . . don't worry, it'll just cost you an arm and a leg. *And out comes the laser.* You can choose which ones and everything.

And I won't even torture you after I'm done eating, alright? Since I'm in a good mood.

Re: Just cannibalism okay?

[shinra_dog]

Wait, wait, what now?! What happened t' tryin' not t' cause permanent damage, yo?

*eyes dart, looking for an escape*

[ofdrumsthesound]

Nothing is permanent here. Plus, I can always take you to a future hospital, they can regrow limbs as often as you want.

[shinra_dog]

Regrow--? *stops short as he thinks of Hojo and gags*

Ya can't seriously expect me t' jus' sit still while ya hack my arm off?

[ofdrumsthesound]

No, I expect writhing and screaming. Much more fun that way in any case.

*He points the laser at Reno's shoulder.* You're going to be delicious . . .

[shinra_dog]

*has hit the wall*

Shit! *ducks and tries to scramble away to the left*

[ofdrumsthesound]

Don't do that, I'll bloody well wind up cutting your head off.

[shinra_dog]

*snappish* Ya could jus' fuckin' put th' laser away, there's a thought!

[ofdrumsthesound]

But I'm hungry!

If you'd rather I come up with something even more painful to make up for it I suppose I could eat something else.

[shinra_dog]

Nngh! *the shock of the thought has him standing still*

[ofdrumsthesound]

Oh good. *And with the laser he carefully removes one arm and the opposite leg, cauterizing the wounds as he goes.* These will be delicious, thank you.

Now sit down before you fall over, will you? *And he starts cooking his meal.* Somehow I doubt you'll want any.

[shinra_dog]

*done before he knows what he's agreed to; screams out in excruciating pain*

HnnaAAAUGHH!!

*far from being able to sit, he nearly immediately falls back to lay on the floor, grasping where his lost arm used to be and biting back more screams*

*squeezes his eyes shut as a whine escapes*

[ofdrumsthesound]

Good boy. Brave boy. *He smiles gently and ruffles Reno's hair.* Thank you for providing me with such a fine meal. It will not be forgotten.

*He means well. He's just not good at it.*

[shinra_dog]

Don't fuckin' touch me, yo! *yelped out, hint of holding back tears*

Fuckin' psycho...

[ofdrumsthesound]

Well yes, but that's hardly my fault. Quite the bloody opposite, really; I was forced to be this in the special way that only torture can achieve.

*He tastes his meal and loooks satisfied.* You're going to be very good, I can tell already.

[shinra_dog]

*blurts out* Y' were tortured inta' bein' a man-eatin' sicko?

*trying desperately not to writhe, doesn't want to give him amusement* Tch... That's why I don't... *hiss* let my marks survive.