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[shinra_dog]

 *highly alarmed* Wait, now you wanna throw me inta' a physical torture meme thing?  What happened t' that sex game, yo?

That's still on?

... Mun, you are some kinda twisted... 

Can I at least be the one givin' the torture? Please?  Whaddaya mean "maybe?"

Bitch.

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[john_mitchell]

What sort of chemicals?

[shinra_dog]

We call it Mako. Processed life essence straight from th' Planet, yo. Can use it as an energy source, or also t' manipulate some things in yer favor. Super soldier potential an' all that.

Though too much can poison ya.

I wasn't a test subject or nothin', but thinkin' about it, I've probably got a good share of it just bein' around the right places. Or wrong ones.

[john_mitchell]

So it makes you what? Stronger? In small doses.

[shinra_dog]

Yeah... Stronger, faster, jus' kinda heightens stuff.

Yer not gonna gimme an ethics lecture on human testin', are ya?

[john_mitchell]

No, no. Good for you if you're happy that way.

[shinra_dog]

*shrugs* Don't really think about it. I wasn't so bad off t' begin with.

Th' others learn t' appreciate it, sooner or later. But that's not my business.

[john_mitchell]

What's this about a sex game anyway?

[shinra_dog]

*surprised; had already forgotten about it*

*laughs out loud* Oh, that! Yeah, one a' those... trapped on a paradise island except with a collar that slowly tightens by the day 'til ya get laid.

It's pure smut an' kink. Unless ya count the economy an' real estate, but c'mon...

[john_mitchell]

What sort of person dreams something like that up? It'd be a bit stressful to be forced like that, I'd imagine. Things may not work properly.

[shinra_dog]

*shrugs easily* Sure, I guess. On th' other hand, with a healthy sexual appetite, I don't really expect much trouble. Can't be stressed if it never tightens. *winks*