On looking at exitvoid...

[batterthanyou]

So...let me get this straight. You finally decided to stop being such a chickenshit and actually consider a horror game? Really?

Well fuckin' A, you bet your ass I'm interested! Honestly, it's about fucking time you grew a pair. This place sounds right up my alley. I mean, killing things is my job after all. ...though I'm not looking forward to the massive chance that I will get my shit fucked up, but it's whatever. Shit happens. Better than sitting around here bored with my thumb up my ass.

Any~way, chop chop, dickweed. Start working on that application before my bat starts working on your skull. I'm not about to let you puss out on me this time. And no, I don't give a shit if you're just "considering" this place or not.

I'm bored; fix it.

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[springcleaning]

That's some fucking vulgar language for a woman, there.

[batterthanyou]

Did I fucking offend your delicate sensibilities?

[springcleaning]

I was a little impressed, actually.

[batterthanyou]

Really. And why is that?

[springcleaning]

[He lets out a snort.]

Impressed with how fucking unladylike you are. Almost refreshing.

[batterthanyou]

We can't all be fragile little angels. I'd rather be a huge bitch, fuck you very much.

'sides, crazy chicks have more fun.

[springcleaning]

Fragility is just another way of saying "I'm waiting to fucking die."

[batterthanyou]

Or asking to have your dumb ass kidnapped. Fuck the both of them.

[springcleaning]

It's damn worthless.

I JUST SAW THIS NOW, so forgive the lateness, but EEEE

[rippedoff]

[She just stares for a little while, before heaving a sigh.]

I guess when they say speak of the devil, it really does have some kinda meaning after all.

Not sure if the boat could handle someone like you, but maybe the city we'll all be stranded on soon will be more your speed.

IT'S COOL, I thought about your offer and was like "well it couldn't hurt..."

[batterthanyou]

Aw, what's wrong Number 8? You don't sound too happy to hear the news~ I for one am fucking offended.

Yay! Well, hopefully you can join in August!

[rippedoff]

Number 8? [Girl, please, that's so far behind her now.] Don't get too cocky, because I'm pretty sure I could kick your ass now.

Sad thing is, though, is that you'd still be more tolerable than a lot of people around the place.

[Seriously. At least Shinobu held some resemblance of respect for fellow assassins.]

Probably! When do reserves open?

[batterthanyou]

I called you Number 8, nothing cocky about that. Unless you automatically think it comes with the connotation "get at my level, scrub".

[She shrugs her shoulder.]

Also, what the hell? First you say you can kick my ass, now you're saying at least I'm more tolerable than the people there already. The fuck; you're not turning yandere on me, are ya?

No set date yet, but the current reserves page says late July/early August

[rippedoff]

[Right, calm down, Shinobu, not everyone is automatically insulting you.] My bad. Just thought you were rubbing your own rank in my face.

[Excuse you, she's more of a tsundere. It's not like she likes you or anything!]

At least I'm pretty sure you're not dumb enough to get yourself killed right away. And I'm not-- whatever you just called me.

[For someone who spent a good amount of time in Asia and probably watched Bizarre Jelly, she sure does suck at knowing these kinds of terms.]

Alright, got it. Thanks!

[batterthanyou]

Ranks usually mean jack-all. Seriously, just look at Destroyman.

[...point proven.]

No, I'm not dumb enough to get my fine ass killed right away. As for the other thing, you've got no clue what it means, do you?

No prob!

[rippedoff]

...yeah, I'll give you that. Ha, you should have seen him when I had to fight him. Annoying douchebags.

Yeah, as - unrefined as your methods of fighting are, you were number two for a reason.

[She shrugs, closing her eyes to hide her annoyance at it.] Nope, but I've got better things to do than learn weird words all day.

[batterthanyou]

Pfft, I'll have you know there's something to be said for "unrefined" or "primitive" fighting. Jeane and I used the simplest weapons in the series and we can still fuck you up nine ways to Sunday. But enough of that shit. If you don't even know what 'yandere' means, then I guess Travis hasn't ruined you.

Which is good. Always a plus.

[killstealing]

Somethin' tells me we'd all best start lookin' for some alcoholic beverages on the ship.

[batterthanyou]

Wait, you mean you don't have any around already? Seriously?

[killstealing]

Not that I've found, Bad Girl, but I've not been lookin' that hard.

[batterthanyou]

You'd think a horror game would. I mean, isn't the point to make the people there act stupid as shit and get killed? Being fucking sloshed helps that...

Well. Unless you're me.

[killstealing]

We can't all be as ye are.

And I think the people who run our lives into the ground, I think they think such things are luxuries. Ways to make things easier even if it makes killin' easier, unless they're like ye're.

[batterthanyou]

I dunno, that still seems pretty backwards to me. Hell, if I was sane I'd be like "well, I could get drunk, but then I might die...or I could stay sober and be more ready for something that tried to eat my face, but I'd be wicked depressed". That would create some kind mental conflict, which would add to the hard-on those freaks behind this shit are getting.

Still, I could be wrong.

[killstealing]

I can't understand these people, if they even are people.

But scarily, what ye say sounds sound.

[batterthanyou]

Takes a crazy to understand a crazy!

Although these freaks are probably nuttier than me. Which is...pretty fucking terrifying if you think about it.