On looking at exitvoid...

[batterthanyou]

So...let me get this straight. You finally decided to stop being such a chickenshit and actually consider a horror game? Really?

Well fuckin' A, you bet your ass I'm interested! Honestly, it's about fucking time you grew a pair. This place sounds right up my alley. I mean, killing things is my job after all. ...though I'm not looking forward to the massive chance that I will get my shit fucked up, but it's whatever. Shit happens. Better than sitting around here bored with my thumb up my ass.

Any~way, chop chop, dickweed. Start working on that application before my bat starts working on your skull. I'm not about to let you puss out on me this time. And no, I don't give a shit if you're just "considering" this place or not.

I'm bored; fix it.

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[batterthanyou]

Besides fighting and killing, dipshit.

[rippedoff]

Uuuusually I'm training to do even better at fighting and killing, along with the occasional downtime.

[She is dead set on surpassing Travis' level, okay.]

[batterthanyou]

Sooooo basically what you're saying is you don't have fun. At all.

Or you don't know what fun is.

[rippedoff]

I do, but I don't make it a priority.

Not to mention? There's not a whole hell of a lot else to do on a boat.

[batterthanyou]

Okay. See, when I show up to this game? I'm pulling that stick out of your ass. You and I are going to have fun if it kills...well, not us, but probably someone else.

[rippedoff]

If it does kill someone, it better have been worth the effort. [Because killing gimps just wasn't her style, sorry to say.] But fine, if nothing else, there's going to be some sort of city soon; wouldn't hurt to see what's out there.

[batterthanyou]

Heheh, we'll have ourselves a little girl's night out. Sounds like a plan to me.

[Not a single doubt it will end horribly.]

Hoping it doesn't disappoint, though. Would be pretty fucking pissed if all this excitement wasn't worth the hype.

[rippedoff]

Guess it'd be rude of me to deny you at least that much.

[And probably result in a lot of facepalms from Shinobu, unless a lot of alcohol was involved.]

Hard to say what it's gonna be like now, but if there's going to presumably be huge monsters to take on somewhere? At least that'll keep us entertained.

[batterthanyou]

Uh, schyeah. It'd be rude as all hell. Might have to bash your pretty little face in just get over it.

[It's...kinda hard to tell if she's joking or if she's completely serious.]

You gotta point there. Think it'll be scary?

To us, I mean.

[rippedoff]

If you try to do anything to my face, you've got another one coming; it's hard work looking this good while kicking ass, you know.

[Serious or not, Shinobu keeps it light enough to not be a serious threat.]

What? Is the Bad Girl afraid of a couple of monsters? That's cute, but someone else is gonna tuck you in at night.

Maybe Henry will do it.

[batterthanyou]

Ooo, I'm so scared! Totally shaking in my five-inch heels.

[Except not. She's too lazy to even make a mock gesture of fear.]

And I'm just fucking asking. God forbid I want to be fucking scared in a horror game. Everything that tries to kill you eventually gets boring when you know you can just kill it, so something that could make me legitimately terrified would be welcomed with opened arms.

[rippedoff]

It's just that it'd be surprising coming from you is all. Really, it'd be pretty disappointing for you to travel all the way there just to hide under the bed, first chance you got.

[Sorry, but Shinobu sure does love provoking people.]

But if something was good enough to make me scared of it? Then I'd definitely have to have a battle with it.

[batterthanyou]

[Oh my god is this bitch for real...]

If I ever did get that scared, at least I wouldn't be hiding under there alone. I'm sure your big, strong mentor would be there to keep me company.

[rippedoff]

Whatever. If you two need me to fight the big, scary monsters, so be it, but don't think that I won't make fun of you for it later.

[Really, at this point, Travis was on his own if he couldn't keep up with her.]

[batterthanyou]

Don't hold your breath. Chances are I'll be over there, killing bitches like it ain't no thing all by myself.

[rippedoff]

Heh, wouldn't expect any less.