On looking at exitvoid...

[batterthanyou]

So...let me get this straight. You finally decided to stop being such a chickenshit and actually consider a horror game? Really?

Well fuckin' A, you bet your ass I'm interested! Honestly, it's about fucking time you grew a pair. This place sounds right up my alley. I mean, killing things is my job after all. ...though I'm not looking forward to the massive chance that I will get my shit fucked up, but it's whatever. Shit happens. Better than sitting around here bored with my thumb up my ass.

Any~way, chop chop, dickweed. Start working on that application before my bat starts working on your skull. I'm not about to let you puss out on me this time. And no, I don't give a shit if you're just "considering" this place or not.

I'm bored; fix it.

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[killstealing]

I can't see anything particularly grand or noble in it. People training to learn how to fight, but that's a lot different than trainin' to learn how to kill. Since they don't know the difference, not sure if they're gonna be able to survive long with what they've learned.

But eh, maybe they'll surprise me. Normal folk are quite weird, as ye say.

[batterthanyou]

I don't think I'll be too surprised. Hell, normal people go bat shit all the time. What's that phrase, "it's always the quiet ones"?

[killstealing]

Still, we'll do what we need to do, yea?

[batterthanyou]

We always do~

Speaking of which, what the fuck are we going to do once the gang's all there? We gonna work together like some cute little sewing circle or are we gonna be on our own?

...or are we gonna be our own group and leave Touchdown in the dirt. 'Cuz I'm all for that.

[killstealing]

I've never been one to play well with others. Just isn't my style.

But I'm aware there are things I can't do on me own in this place. Hm. The idea of leavin' Travis to his own dealin's sounds good, but that's like leavin' a baby in a hot car at times. I can't let this fuckin' game kill him before I do, so that's out for me.

But I'm not against the idea of workin' together save from savin' his backside.

[batterthanyou]

I think it's pretty safe to say we'd all get a "doesn't work well with others" memo stamped on our assassination postcard. With a fucking smiley face on the side of it. You know, just because.

That sounds fair. Although, you could always take a shot at killing him there. Settle things once and for all, yadda yadda. Just make sure you don't kill him permanently; I'd like another swing at him.

[killstealing]

I could.

Nothin' stoppin' us from finishin' things just as they should. Ah, there's some continues given to us all. Ain't that kind of 'em? Ye'll get yer chance, but I'm not gonna let ya cut in line. He's mine first. So long as we get that established first off ... I don't see problems comin' between us.

[batterthanyou]

So we understand each other then. Good. Fan-fucking-tastic even. I still owe him for running me through, but even I can play nice and wait in line. Not like I ever had a problem with sloppy seconds. And I'm gonna guess he'll be pretty sloppy when you're through with him.

...and maybe afterwards. Isn't there some kinda penalty for dying?

[killstealing]

There is, yea.

So if ye want a fair fight, ye'd have to wait until he's done with that penalty. Wouldn't want to have it be said that ye'd only win 'cause of that, now would ya?

[batterthanyou]

Fuck! That is such bullshit!

...well, unless something hilarious happens to him. Like he loses his vision. I'd be pretty chill with that.

[killstealing]

Then it seems it's all set.

I'm actually startin' to look forward to seein' ya.

[batterthanyou]

Does that surprise you? Really?

[killstealing]

It does, but just a bit.

Like I said before, familiar is better than being surrounded by normal people.

[batterthanyou]

I'll drink to that! ...not that I need an excuse, but you know.

Anyway, same to you. Was pretty indifferent to seein' ya there, but now I'm getting excited.

[killstealing]

I know.

Indifference earlier, hm, 'cause of me manners, I'm guessin'?

[batterthanyou]

What? No, don't be fucking stupid. I don't give a shit if you're more foul-mouthed than I am or if you've got manners up the ass. All I'm saying is I didn't think anything of you. You and I have no beef and I doubt we're going to be drinking buddies any time soon, so I didn't have anything to be pissed about or look forward to.

[killstealing]

[ He holds his hands up in surrender at the 'stupid' part before they drop down to his sides. ]

I see. Makes sense. [ And that's almost surprisin'. Ah, well. Live and learn. ]

[batterthanyou]

There's usually some method to my madness. But come on, I bet it was the same for you when you heard I was coming.

[Unless he's afraid of her, which she kinda doubts.]

[killstealing]

For me, yea. Me mun was pretty excited, but as for me... it was indifference. Slight worry for the people about if only 'cause it might cause me trouble later, but other than that, not much of a response.