On looking at exitvoid...

[batterthanyou]

So...let me get this straight. You finally decided to stop being such a chickenshit and actually consider a horror game? Really?

Well fuckin' A, you bet your ass I'm interested! Honestly, it's about fucking time you grew a pair. This place sounds right up my alley. I mean, killing things is my job after all. ...though I'm not looking forward to the massive chance that I will get my shit fucked up, but it's whatever. Shit happens. Better than sitting around here bored with my thumb up my ass.

Any~way, chop chop, dickweed. Start working on that application before my bat starts working on your skull. I'm not about to let you puss out on me this time. And no, I don't give a shit if you're just "considering" this place or not.

I'm bored; fix it.

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[springcleaning]

I was a little impressed, actually.

[batterthanyou]

Really. And why is that?

[springcleaning]

[He lets out a snort.]

Impressed with how fucking unladylike you are. Almost refreshing.

[batterthanyou]

We can't all be fragile little angels. I'd rather be a huge bitch, fuck you very much.

'sides, crazy chicks have more fun.

[springcleaning]

Fragility is just another way of saying "I'm waiting to fucking die."

[batterthanyou]

Or asking to have your dumb ass kidnapped. Fuck the both of them.

[springcleaning]

It's damn worthless.

[batterthanyou]

Pret~ty much.

[Chew, chew, chew goes the gum before she blows a bubble and then pops it. Totally the best way to break the silence. Yes.]

So. Who the fuck are you?

[springcleaning]

[Fucking gross.]

Lance Corporal Levi of The King's Scouting Legion. Who the fuck are you?

[batterthanyou]

[Best to get used to it.]

Bad Girl. Don't have a name, so you can call me that.