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[princeofwhores]

Oh, so you dare to forget about us? It's been far too long since we were allowed to appreciate the world outside; relocating to this place is no excuse. Have you no idea of how lonely we have been? Do you wish to kill us?

We thought not.

Therefore, we decree:

ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND MEN OF DEAR MUN, REPORT TO OUR ROYAL HAREM!

Clothes optional, naturally.

Comments

[princeofwhores]

Oh, the beauty of true love...

[hamster_lord]

Is that what it is? True love? Is there false love too?

[princeofwhores]

There is. It is the kind that hurts.

[hamster_lord]

I do not like pain.

[princeofwhores]

It is good that you have found the true kind, then.