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[princeofwhores]

Oh, so you dare to forget about us? It's been far too long since we were allowed to appreciate the world outside; relocating to this place is no excuse. Have you no idea of how lonely we have been? Do you wish to kill us?

We thought not.

Therefore, we decree:

ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND MEN OF DEAR MUN, REPORT TO OUR ROYAL HAREM!

Clothes optional, naturally.

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[princeofwhores]

Come sit with us, so we can bask in your beauty!

[therosensaint]

[Truly doesn't know what's going on but whatever. She sits]

[princeofwhores]

[...and he smoothly puts an arm around her waist.]

[therosensaint]

[A little shiver up her spine]

[princeofwhores]

Ah, are we too forward?

[therosensaint]

What you mean? It's not like I'm uncomfortable being touched.

[princeofwhores]

Oh, good!

[...buries his face in her chest. =/ ]

[therosensaint]

[Her eyes widen with her arms in the air]

[princeofwhores]

[He's not going anywhere. ♥ ]

[therosensaint]

[She figures that much and rests her arms to her sides]

[princeofwhores]

[This is the happiest prince ever.]

[therosensaint]

[She rests her arms on him hoping to keep him where he was]

[princeofwhores]

[He gives a happy sigh.]

You are so kind...

[therosensaint]

Its not in my nature to be mean.

[princeofwhores]

You're saving our life~! We must write poetry of your kindness and beauty...

[therosensaint]

Really? That's so nice of you.

[princeofwhores]

Ah, let's see...

[He moves around a bit, so that he can put his head on her lap and hug her close at the same time.]

'In distress, the beautiful prince cried out to the heavens, and a seraph descended. She took him into her arms, lay his head near her heart and curtained his thoughts in her vibrant red hair...'

[therosensaint]

Beautiful.

[princeofwhores]

We will let the court scribe decorate the palace with copies! It is the sign of our love!

[therosensaint]

[She smiles] A palace? Awww.

[princeofwhores]

Of course! Our palace is the grandest of all! Well, aside from our fathers...

[therosensaint]

I see. I've never seen a palace before.

[princeofwhores]

The horror! We will build you a palace of your own~ ♥

[therosensaint]

That's so nice of you. Honestly, I hardly get this kind of attention from a guy.

[princeofwhores]

Such a shame! Beauty such as yours should be celebrated!