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[princeofwhores]

Oh, so you dare to forget about us? It's been far too long since we were allowed to appreciate the world outside; relocating to this place is no excuse. Have you no idea of how lonely we have been? Do you wish to kill us?

We thought not.

Therefore, we decree:

ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND MEN OF DEAR MUN, REPORT TO OUR ROYAL HAREM!

Clothes optional, naturally.

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LMAO wut

[edgar_roni]

...harem?

[Owning one sounds awesome, if not a little too archaic for his tastes; being a part of one, not so much.]

[princeofwhores]

Harem. It's been a long time since we saw a blonde~ ♥

[edgar_roni]

We're not that rare, I assure you.

[He waves a hand dismissively. Edgar doesn't mind flirting, with women anyway, but with men, he tends to either draw a line somewhere or shrug it off. Unless he's drunk.]

Now, what's this about a harem? ...I'm intrigued.

[princeofwhores]

Oh, blondes are a rare sight in our country. It is like looking at strands of spun gold~ ♥

[Majid doesn't really have an off button, but he responds to 'no' pretty well.]

We are lacking in love and beauty around us since our mun forgets about our existence! So we figured we should open our harem here~!

[edgar_roni]

Charming.

[Well, that's one thing Edgar can respect: nothing's better than love and beauty except copious amounts of it.]

Any luck thus far?

[His tone is slightly musing -- not everyday you meet someone equally as shameless and looking for a harem while referring to himself in the plural form.]

Forgive the intrusive questions -- this is not something we practice in my kingdom.

[princeofwhores]

[Endless amounts of beauty and love can cure any ailment!]

We have found some interesting ones. The variation here is amazing!

[He gives a pleased sigh, but then waves his hand dismissively.]

Think nothing of it! We are happy to teach the traditions of our country.

[edgar_roni]

Mm. Well, variety is the spice of life and all.

[No arguing that, at least.]

So, these...members of your harem, how many do you have? And do you provide for them all?

[He's making a mental list. Just for curiosity's sake. It's not as if he has the time or energy to have a harem, though as king, he certainly has the means...]

[princeofwhores]

In our palace, we have 102 companions. They are all well cared for, sleep in the softest beds, eat the finest foods and wear the most luxurious of clothing. We love our harem, and they love us.

[Yes, he's made of money. Or more likely, daddy emperor is.]

[edgar_roni]

That is quite admirable of you. As I've said, keeping a harem is not a practice we've in Figaro, but I have read up on the matter.

[A pause.]

Don't you ever get tired?

[princeofwhores]

Tired? Why would we get tired?

[Like he doesn't know.]

[edgar_roni]

Because pleasing over one hundred people can be exhausting?

[Unless you're using some kind of special potion that keeps you going, in which case: SHARE.]

[princeofwhores]

Oh! We do not love all our companions in one night. Only four or six.

[edgar_roni]

[That seems more reasonable. Highly impressive. But reasonable.]

...oh.

[Smirk.]

Is that all?

[princeofwhores]

Of course. We want our companions to have our full attention, and pushing more into our schedule would mean we cannot love them fully.

[edgar_roni]

Ah. The ladies do appreciate an attentive lover...

[Can't argue with Majid's logic.]

[princeofwhores]

Exactly... and we never disappoint.

[It is flawless logic.]