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[princeofwhores]

Oh, so you dare to forget about us? It's been far too long since we were allowed to appreciate the world outside; relocating to this place is no excuse. Have you no idea of how lonely we have been? Do you wish to kill us?

We thought not.

Therefore, we decree:

ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND MEN OF DEAR MUN, REPORT TO OUR ROYAL HAREM!

Clothes optional, naturally.

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[princeofwhores]

A brunette~! Our harem is nearly complete!

[handmedowngoggles]

Wait...what?! I'm not in a harem!

[princeofwhores]

You are, now~! ♥

[handmedowngoggles]

Don't I get a say in this?!

[princeofwhores]

You do not wish to be loved and adored?

[handmedowngoggles]

Loved and adored? ...Really?

[princeofwhores]

Naturally! We love and care for all of our companions, and shower them in presents and gold!

[handmedowngoggles]

Now you're speaking my language. Where do I sign up?

[princeofwhores]

Right here!

[Patting his lap, here. Come sit!]

[handmedowngoggles]

[He's a bit hesitant but he sits in the prince's lap]

Like this?

[princeofwhores]

[Incoming hugs!]

Whats your name, love? How old are you?

[handmedowngoggles]

[Sudden hugs. Um...okay. He doesn't hug back but he doesn't pull away.]

Daisuke Motomiya. I'm sixteen.

[princeofwhores]

[Wat. That's so hard to pronounce!]

Dieee-suu-kee. Hmm, we think we'll rename you Damo.

[handmedowngoggles]

...Um...okay? But why do I need a new name?

Though Damo is kind of cool sounding...

[princeofwhores]

It is too long and odd-sounding.

[Smile-smile.]

Damo suits you, my love!

[handmedowngoggles]

[Okay his cheeks are turning red.]

Is the "my love" thing part of the being loved and adored part?

[princeofwhores]

Of course! We most tell you how much we adore you.

[handmedowngoggles]

[Blushing more now.]

I'm not that special...

[princeofwhores]

Lies! You are quite cute, and you have caught the eye of a prince. You are very special.

[handmedowngoggles]

[And that tan face just turns completely red now.]

I didn't think about it that way...

[...wait]

I'm cute?

[princeofwhores]

Heart-wrenchingly cute, love.

[handmedowngoggles]

...No one's ever said anything like that to me.

Though I thought guys were supposed to be hot. Is being cute that good a thing?

[princeofwhores]

It is a very good thing. We enjoy cute men just as much as those who are 'hot'.

[handmedowngoggles]

Oh! Well...good thing I'm cute then. But how do you enjoy them exactly?

[princeofwhores]

We take them to bed, of course!