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[princeofwhores]

Oh, so you dare to forget about us? It's been far too long since we were allowed to appreciate the world outside; relocating to this place is no excuse. Have you no idea of how lonely we have been? Do you wish to kill us?

We thought not.

Therefore, we decree:

ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND MEN OF DEAR MUN, REPORT TO OUR ROYAL HAREM!

Clothes optional, naturally.

Comments

[princeofwhores]

It would be an insult to our country and the people who love us! We are the next Emperor, we must always honor our traditions.

[a_most_debonair_corsair]

And I'm a man who makes a living from robbing people with that attitude. They're never as beloved as they think they are.

And furthermore, no, I most certainly will not accept other men into a harem!

[princeofwhores]

Well, that is terribly boring of you, sir. Men can be quite fun, I assure you.

[Wait, did you say you were a robber?]

...are you going to rob us?

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[a_most_debonair_corsair]

I don't want to know anything about that! Stop bringing terrible images into my head!

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[a_most_debonair_corsair]

*cough*

That's a little hard for me to do, in a neutral ground like this place. Plus, I haven't investigated whether you're a just or unjust leader. The Jellyfish Pirates rob from the cruel and powerful, those who flaunt their resources while their populace lives in squalor.

[princeofwhores]

Ah, so boring. You should expand your horizons!

[He taps his index finger to his chin.]

How chivalrous of you. We have never had any complaints from our people. We only rule a city so far, until our father pass away... but it is a blossoming city.

[a_most_debonair_corsair]

Even if such where the case, my ego could never allow me to be subordinate to another man.

Is that so?

[princeofwhores]

Ah, of course not. We never submit, either.

[So there's really no difference between men or women for this one.]

It is so. We are proud of our City, and we love it dearly.