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vvoice test; super nervvous
So, you'vve finally cavved in an given into my fuckin' irresistible charms.
I kneww it wwould happen sooner or later.
Only time wwould tell.
Howwevver, you don't havve a fuckin' idea a wwhat yer doin', lass.
An I'm not surprised from a fuckin' lowwlife like yerself.
Yer not evven wworthy enough.
It might wwould help if you, O, I don't knoww, actually kneww wwhat wwas goin' on.
An put me in a "canon point" or wwhatevver it is called or some shite.
But yer bein' too much of a fuckin' twwat to evven do that.
O no.
Let's go ahead an put him in these fuckin' memes.
That's right brill.
WWhatever. Apparently that is too much to fuckin' ask.
O, an wwe havve a sense of humour here I see wwith the username.
Aye, good bloody showw.
WWell done.
I'm insulted.
Pain me wwith your humour evven more, O almighty fuckin' wwriter of clevverness.
It absolutely wwounds me.
I kneww it wwould happen sooner or later.
Only time wwould tell.
Howwevver, you don't havve a fuckin' idea a wwhat yer doin', lass.
An I'm not surprised from a fuckin' lowwlife like yerself.
Yer not evven wworthy enough.
It might wwould help if you, O, I don't knoww, actually kneww wwhat wwas goin' on.
An put me in a "canon point" or wwhatevver it is called or some shite.
But yer bein' too much of a fuckin' twwat to evven do that.
O no.
Let's go ahead an put him in these fuckin' memes.
That's right brill.
WWhatever. Apparently that is too much to fuckin' ask.
O, an wwe havve a sense of humour here I see wwith the username.
Aye, good bloody showw.
WWell done.
I'm insulted.
Pain me wwith your humour evven more, O almighty fuckin' wwriter of clevverness.
It absolutely wwounds me.
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i wwas in a kismesissitude wwith her descendant they act really similar so dealin wwith her isnt that fuckin difficult
theyre both essentially huge bitches
just i finally got vvrisk off my fuckin back an noww i havve an older vversion a her hangin off a my evvery movve
im pretty much swwimmin in bitches all the damn time an cant get rid a em
[HAH LET'S JUST...let's just lie...to maybe impress him.
yes that is the most wonderful plan it could never backfire]
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O, I don't knoww..
More attractivve or somethin'.
Wwouldn't you agree?
Swwimmin' in bitches happen.
I wwould fuckin' knoww.
Get ovver it.
Or just kill them all.
They'll leavve you alone soon enough.
I certainly wwouldn't wwaste my time evven hangin' off of yer evvery movve for vvery long.
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i mean
its nowwhere near as borin as redrom
redrom gets fuckin stale cause its like the vvery fuckin definition a stagnancy its alwways the same
kismesissitude is excitin
different evverytime if your chosen rivval is up to the challenge too
[totally bullshitting here but he doesn't care, GOTTA JUST KEEP AGREEING]
wwell yeah but i mean a course you wwouldnt
wwhy wwould you
youre THE orphaner im sure you havve like a thousand things to do that are wway more important than dealin wwith me
but
uh
yknoww
thats not to say you shouldnt
cause this is goin pretty okay dont you think
an a course if youre evver lookin for somewwhere outside a all these memes you could alwways come to the castle for a little wwhile
if you wwant i mean
i cant tell you wwhat to do a course
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I AM the Orphaner.
Thank ye kindly for fuckin' noticin'.
You should feel honoured to evven be havvin' this convversation wwith me noww, boyo.
WWhy wwould I wwant to go to some fuckin' castle?
Is it because yer there?
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im totally respectin wwhat a big fuckin deal this meetin is
ivve pretty much wwanted to meet you my entire cycle so
i knoww wwhat a big fuckin deal this is
an no no a course not
[except that's exactly it]
just sayin
if you evver needed somewwhere to kill some time
thats all
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casually steps forward and leans down to near eye level, cupping Eridan's chin and lifting it slightly.
He forces his head to the side, looking him over.
He eases a breath out of his nostrils.
With a huff, he replies: ]
It really is such a shame all of ye favour me so much.
Especially since yer all liars.
[ He gives Eridan a few pats on his cheek before straightening his posture. ]
Fine wwithout a fuckin' castle.
[ DON'T WORRY BABY I'LL FORCE HIM TO SEE YOU. ]
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[Damn, he can totally see through you, can't he?
Then again kinda everyone can. You didn't expect Dualscar of all people to fall for it.]
right yeah a course i mean i should a knowwn
sorry for wwastin your time
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I'm fuckin' used to it.
[ Then, have a pat on the head, possibly nails scratching a little into your scalp there. ]
Least they all end up wwith me good looks.
[ A COMPLIMENT?
AFFECTION?
POSSIBLY.
Or maybe he's just being condescending cause he's ruffling up your hair now. ]
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IT'S ATTENTION
HE'LL TAKE ATTENTION
ESPECIALLY FROM YOU ORPHANERRRRRR]
i uh
thanks
the purple streak isnt evven grubdye you knoww
totally natural
i got it from you
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That so?
Don't really care.
An wwhen you say swwimin in bitches, do you mean actual bitches?
Actual jealousy makin manipulatin bitches or
Bitches that fuckin' ignore ye exist
Don't evven bother to knoww yer name.
Or bucket fillin bitches that are fuckin' sexy an wwrapped around yer finger?
Or is it a combination of both?
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wwhich one wwould be preferable
1.2
2.2
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wwell
i mean its mostly the manipulativve actual bitches one
but uh
if its any consolation i did a lot better wwith fef than you did wwith the empress
wwe wwere friends
evven had a quadrant goin
and she doesnt hate me or anythin either
[Although that does kind've mean romantically, too, which is kind've bad..
which he didn't even consider until after he said it.]
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WRONG WORDS, ERIDAN. ]
ARE YOU TRYIN' TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A TWWWWWWAT BY SAYIN' YER BETTA THAN I AM?
BETTER THAN I AM?
LIKE HELL YER ANY FIN
ANYTHING
CLOSE TO WWHAT I AM.
YE DON'T KNOWW SHITE ABOUT IT, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VVE RESEARCHED IT.
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oh fuck no no no
i didnt mean it like that at all
i knoww im not better than you i swwear
i wwas just sayin cause i thought it kind a related to wwhat you asked me
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Or I wwill do the honours of snappin' your twwig sized neck, you undeservvin' little cunt.
Got it?
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uh
yeah
yeah i got it a course
2/2 D;SVNF
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O, to be young an in lovve again.
Any lovve.
[ ALL THE LOVVES. ]
To go through heartbreak an abandonment.
Jealousy; a burnin' an tiresome feelin'.
It hurts so wwell sometimes.
It's better than feelin' nothin'.
There is so much more in me owwn life you don't evven knoww about, Eridan.
Flappin' yer gills wwith wwords you knoww nothin' about isn't wwise.
Especially wwith me.
...I understand wwhat it is like to be rejected, howwevver.
An I'm sure you can get ovver it.
Become stronger wwith it.
Like I did.
Maybe.
[ cos he obviously didn't get over things himself.
There's a deep inhale and a sigh.
He really didn't like saying that...
BUT ERIDAN IS SORT OF HIS DESCENDENT.
He can't entirely blow him off all the time no matter much he wants to. ]
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I...it's so moving.]
whoops i lied 2/3
listen i may a gotten rejected a feww times but that doesnt mean i let it get me dowwn
i just keep goin
im a lot tougher than you think i bet
wway fuckin tougher
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out a curiosity
havve you evver culled someone you didnt mean to cull
you knoww
just
in a fit a rage
twwice
in a roww
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All the fuckin' time.
Feels good, eh?
The unleashin' rage part I mean.
Consequences later, wwell.
Ye indulge in the pain.
An then you learn from it.
Or don't learn from it.
Depends on if yer spineless or not.
If ye can face yer mistakes or not.
It's yer choice.
[ He'll keep his own choice a secret for now. ]
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