vvoice test; super nervvous

[toolscar]

So, you'vve finally cavved in an given into my fuckin' irresistible charms. 
I kneww it wwould happen sooner or later.
Only time wwould tell.

Howwevver, you don't havve a fuckin' idea a wwhat yer doin', lass.
An I'm not surprised from a fuckin' lowwlife like yerself.
Yer not evven wworthy enough.

It might wwould help if you, O, I don't knoww, actually kneww wwhat wwas goin' on.
An put me in a "canon point" or wwhatevver it is called or some shite.
But yer bein' too much of a fuckin' twwat to evven do that.
O no.
Let's go ahead an put him in these fuckin' memes.
That's right brill.

WWhatever. Apparently that is too much to fuckin' ask. 
O, an wwe havve a sense of humour here I see wwith the username.

Aye, good bloody showw.
WWell done.

I'm insulted.
Pain me wwith your humour evven more, O almighty fuckin' wwriter of clevverness.
It absolutely wwounds me.

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[preacher_man]

[Excuse him, he's just leveling a gun to your head Dualscar.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[D-DUALSCAR...CAN IT REALLY BE...]

wwoww

[toolscar]

_{[ oh good cod he knows that similar text well enough. ]}

You, boy.

_{[ yes.... you boy..... ]}

I'vve already met you.
An find you annoyin' enough.

You may take your leavve noww.

_{[ SHOT. DOWN. ]}

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[toolscar]

<sub>[ NO BUT WWHY.
WWHY.

SEE THIS LOOK OF COWARDICE WHILE IT LASTS. ]</sub>

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[toolscar]

_{[ c...asually raises a hand and redirects the gun elsewhere. ]}

Magnificent.
A fuckin' day I start here an I'm already bein' threatened.

Is there any particular reason for this, lad?

[preacher_man]

I can see your sin. What you've done to your own kind.

[He really is not happy with you Dualscar.]

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[caligulas_aquarium]

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[thedisciple]

It would serve you to practice a little patience. Show kindness to your mundane instead of insulting them as you have done so.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat

my heart hurts..... ERIDAN IT"S OKAY BABY COME HERE. 1.3

[toolscar]

O, for cod fuckin' sake.
Yer doin' it again.
WWe'vve already been through this, lad.

Take that pitiful face off.
An go awway.

I understand wwell enough you look up to me but I don't wwant to hear it right noww.
I havve other things to do than be bothered wwith a mere wwriggler like yerself.

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[toolscar]

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[toolscar]

My wwriter human just informed me that there are more of you around this place.
An yer not the same one I met earlier.

WWhatevver.

I don't wwant to speak to you either.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwait hold on
not evvery eridan is the same here
i mean a lot a us share similarities but
they could a been different you nevver knoww
some a them havve different blood colors an some a them havve evven been the opposite gender
one wwas evven a fuckin human
its alwways possible the eridan you met just fuckin sucked compared to me right
i mean just cause they wwere a troll too doesnt mean jackshit
im sure im nothin like them

[toolscar]

_{[ laaaaaadies. ]}

WWell, wwell.
Look wwho wwe havve here.

A course you wwould say somethin' like that.

I believve I can say wwhatevver I please to my wwriter.
You havve no right to try an tell me wwhat to do, lovve.

[toolscar]

_{[ ... ]}
Ugh.
I'm pretty sure yer both the fuckin' same.
Makin' that fuckin' face.

A different blood colour?
Howw revvoltin'
Howw sad.
WWhat a disgustin' thought.

Though, I suppose a girl one could be sort a cute.
Maybe a girl that wwasn't only 6 swweeps old either.
Somethin' a wee bit older, aye?

That be be somethin'

[thedisciple]

[Don't call her that :||]

Perhaps I could have phrased that better, yes, but surely you can s33 that positive reinforcement and working with your Mundane would be much more productive, no?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[oh hey are we hating on the lowbloods now eridan can totally do that!!!]

tell me about it the fucker was jadeblooded
i couldnt fuckin stand him honestly he didnt evven acknowwledge his place in the spectrum
kept goin on about howw it didnt fuckin matter
quite frankly the idea he evven exists pisses me off to no end

and uh
she wwould still be your descendant kinda
thatd be a bit

[Nope, gonna stop talking. Like hell he's gonna say that sounds a bit strange.

Last thing he wants is dualscar to hate him more.]

[toolscar]

You may be a fuckin' twwat but at least you are on the same spectrum.
I guess.

It alwways matters.
WWhat a naivve bastard.

An kind a bein' the key wwordin' there, boy.

I wwas also put in a "singles" meme or wwhatevver.
WWoe is me.
I can already tell this wwriter is goin' to be an absolute bitch.
Howw thrillin'
Howw excitin'

I wwant to kill somethin'

[toolscar]

But she's so annoyin'
An disgustin'
And bein' a bitch already.
It is just me owwn luck.
Not surprised.

Look at that pink skin or wwhatevver.
I don't evven wwant to think about touchin' it.

[toolscar]

_{[ welp. ]}

Humour me, then.
WWhat is it I havve done that is so horrible?

I certainly see nothin' wwrong wwith it.

[preacher_man]

[Granted these were human standards of sin.]

A number of things but murder seems to be one of your biggest sins. So many unprovoked deaths.