vvoice test; super nervvous

[toolscar]

So, you'vve finally cavved in an given into my fuckin' irresistible charms. 
I kneww it wwould happen sooner or later.
Only time wwould tell.

Howwevver, you don't havve a fuckin' idea a wwhat yer doin', lass.
An I'm not surprised from a fuckin' lowwlife like yerself.
Yer not evven wworthy enough.

It might wwould help if you, O, I don't knoww, actually kneww wwhat wwas goin' on.
An put me in a "canon point" or wwhatevver it is called or some shite.
But yer bein' too much of a fuckin' twwat to evven do that.
O no.
Let's go ahead an put him in these fuckin' memes.
That's right brill.

WWhatever. Apparently that is too much to fuckin' ask. 
O, an wwe havve a sense of humour here I see wwith the username.

Aye, good bloody showw.
WWell done.

I'm insulted.
Pain me wwith your humour evven more, O almighty fuckin' wwriter of clevverness.
It absolutely wwounds me.

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[toolscar]

Oh.







I can wwork.
I can deffo wwork.

Absolutely.






WWhatevver.





You wwant.

All night.

Long.
If you knoww wwhat I mean.
_{[ no we don't know what you're talking about. ]}

[motherglubber]

Well, if you're so inclined, t)(en you can spend tonig)(t scrubbing t)(e )(ulls of every s)(ip in my royal fleet like a blenny.

I'm s)(ore t)(e lusii will keep you company.

[toolscar]

That's uh
That's not wwhat I meant.

You knoww.
WWorkin' all night.
WWith my hips.

Or somethin'.

[motherglubber]

I must )(ave misunderstood.

I t)(oug)(t I just )(eard you defying my orders. Did I?

8) i like this account name too.

[douchescar]

Er
Uh

I didn't sawy anythin' about yer orders, Impress.

But maybe wwe can discuss
Err

After wwork recreations.
Hm?

_{[ BE SMOOTH, ORPHY. BE SMOOTH. ]}

that is brilliant

[motherglubber]

No. 3B|

[Welp.]