vvoice test; super nervvous

[toolscar]

So, you'vve finally cavved in an given into my fuckin' irresistible charms. 
I kneww it wwould happen sooner or later.
Only time wwould tell.

Howwevver, you don't havve a fuckin' idea a wwhat yer doin', lass.
An I'm not surprised from a fuckin' lowwlife like yerself.
Yer not evven wworthy enough.

It might wwould help if you, O, I don't knoww, actually kneww wwhat wwas goin' on.
An put me in a "canon point" or wwhatevver it is called or some shite.
But yer bein' too much of a fuckin' twwat to evven do that.
O no.
Let's go ahead an put him in these fuckin' memes.
That's right brill.

WWhatever. Apparently that is too much to fuckin' ask. 
O, an wwe havve a sense of humour here I see wwith the username.

Aye, good bloody showw.
WWell done.

I'm insulted.
Pain me wwith your humour evven more, O almighty fuckin' wwriter of clevverness.
It absolutely wwounds me.

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hello 8D

[cherrybombpie]

Irresistible charms, is it?

hey you! <:

[toolscar]

_{[ oh he knows you. 8||||
8|||||| ]}

You a all people wwould knoww that!

♥

[cherrybombpie]

What I do recall is how you were so eager to respond to my affections! Ohohohoho~!

[Wrapped around her little finger? Oh yes.]

[toolscar]

O, come off it.
It wwasn't that eager.

I havve a better taste than that.

[cherrybombpie]

You have the best taste because clearly, you think I'm desirable. ♥

Tell me, Mr. Dualscar - did you like those kisses?

[toolscar]

No.
An no.

[cherrybombpie]

You can deny it all you want!

Fine, then, I shall deprive you of them until you come begging to me for more.

[toolscar]

Ugh.
WWhatevver.

You only wwish I wwould.

[cherrybombpie]

Is this the demonstration of the charm that you so arrogantly tout about?

[douchescar]

Not quite.
WWould you like a demonstration instead?

[cherrybombpie]

If you can. I don't want to be disappointed.