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[definingfuture]

Sometimes I wonder if you're just doing this out of spite.

That's it, isn't it? You know that's unhealthy.

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[mightiestgreen]

Telling off the muns doesn't help.

[definingfuture]

I'm helping. This is helping, isn't it?

Before it gets out of hand.

[mightiestgreen]

I wouldn't know, I've given up on trying to make any noise about it. [Hulk makes enough noise for the both of you.]

[definingfuture]

Are you worried? I wouldn't be.

They lose steam eventually.

[mightiestgreen]

Is that so? Has yours lost 'steam' at any point? [Bruce would be skeptical because his mun happens to have TWO versions of him.]

[definingfuture]

Off and on. But we keep coming back, so I guess that's almost a no.

[Sorry, Bruce. You're well loved?]

[mightiestgreen]

[Well, he has to share headspace with a Betty Ross too, so its not all bad.]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[amygdalae]

I suppose nobody knows unhealthy like you do.

[With that wry smile, as always.]

It's nice to see you again, Tony.

[definingfuture]

You say that like it's a bad thing. I'm perfectly healthy.

[Technically.]

I'm glad to see you too. Also? Don't try to kill me.

[amygdalae]

The peak of human condition, I'm sure.

[Totally placating here.]

And why would I kill you? [Pause.] ...well, I suppose it depends on what version of you we're talking about.

[But really, he could never hurt Tony. Any Tony.]

[definingfuture]

I'm willing to settle for "could be worse." But thanks for the vote of confidence.

[Okay, see, this is where you get both eyebrows raised. Why would he do that? Seriously?]

Can I get whatever prescription you're using? Just saying, because it's working wonders.

[amygdalae]

[A small laugh.]

Deep jazz, yoga and bongo drums. And sometimes a dash of weed.

[Small grin.]

It definitely works wonders.

[definingfuture]

And if that really worked, I would sign up half the country on principle.

And take two myself.

[On principle.]

What makes you think one version is better than another?

[amygdalae]

Well, it was worth a shot.

[Another smile.]

I never said it was. Just have to be prepared on what to expect, you know?

[Since apparently things change between universes so who knows what will come, really.]

[technetronic]

[Eating a cheeseburger.]

What do we know about healthy?

[definingfuture]

It's optional, apparently.

[Burgers, huh, big guy?]

[technetronic]

[Yes, because he's sometimes eats unhealthy and so his words had nothing to do with being emotionally unhealthy. He takes the last couple of bites and scrunches up the paper to toss it somewhere behind him.]

When you're us, nothing is compulsory.

[definingfuture]

[Nope, just going to stick to the obvious and avoid anything to do with emotion, thanks.

You're one to talk.]

So we choose to be unhealthy. That's encouraging.

[technetronic]

[Shrugging.]

It'll only become a problem years from now. And I for one plan on replacing every part of me.

[Perfecting the Iron at the cost of the man.]

[definingfuture]

Right.

Replacing with what, exactly? Last I remember, you still have a lot of work to go.

[Mixed feelings on that one. He's... still thinking about it.]

[technetronic]

[WOW RUDE. DON'T RUB IT IN HIS FACE HOW YOU'RE MORE TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED. JUST WAIT UNTIL APRIL.]

Cyborg sounds cool.

[Failing that, there's a certain ex by the name of Maya Hansen he could hit up...]

[arach_nerd]

Either that or they like you.

[definingfuture]

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

[arach_nerd]

Little from Column A, little from Column B.

[definingfuture]

Well, at least I'm keeping the status quo. I guess I can't complain too much about that.