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Sometimes I wonder if you're just doing this out of spite.

That's it, isn't it? You know that's unhealthy.

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Telling off the muns doesn't help.

I'm helping. This is helping, isn't it?

Before it gets out of hand.

I wouldn't know, I've given up on trying to make any noise about it. [Hulk makes enough noise for the both of you.]

Are you worried? I wouldn't be.

They lose steam eventually.

Is that so? Has yours lost 'steam' at any point? [Bruce would be skeptical because his mun happens to have TWO versions of him.]

Off and on. But we keep coming back, so I guess that's almost a no.

[Sorry, Bruce. You're well loved?]

[Well, he has to share headspace with a Betty Ross too, so its not all bad.]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

At least they don't ignore you.

[Keep counting the positives, big guy.]

It's better than being dumped.

I guess. [Don't mind Bruce, he's naturally bitter. Hulk is the grumpy one.]

What're you up to these days? Reinventing the internet?

There's always room for improvement, Banner. Although right now I'm aiming closer to home. Trying to remind my player not to destroy everything we touch.

You know, the usual.

[Bruce almost smiles. Almost.]

Sounds familiar.

[Mun makes full use of Hulk's ability to break things.]

Yeah... I guess you'd know something about that.

[You can do it, Bruce. Smile! Tony at least is amused.]

They have a tendency to go overboard if you don't watch them.

[But. If he smiles, his face might break. Or something.]

Very true.

[a beat]

I once woke up covered in icecream up to my elbows after smashing an icecream truck.

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[Wow.

Tony takes a moment to blink at Bruce, trying to find the right response to that.]

Everyone loves ice cream?

Apparently. [Even the Hulk.] Though...I think he took it personally with the music jingle. [That was the first thing to get smashed.]

Not his song, huh? [He laughs gently at that.]

[Nearly a smile again, you're getting closer Tony.]

Not really, no. Though I haven't really asked him what kind of music he would like anyway. [Probably whatever Bruce likes.]

I suppose nobody knows unhealthy like you do.

[With that wry smile, as always.]

It's nice to see you again, Tony.

[Does he get a cookie if he wins?]

I'm going to guess heavy metal, but maybe he'd surprise us. Who knows? He might be into something Classical.

You say that like it's a bad thing. I'm perfectly healthy.

[Technically.]

I'm glad to see you too. Also? Don't try to kill me.

The peak of human condition, I'm sure.

[Totally placating here.]

And why would I kill you? [Pause.] ...well, I suppose it depends on what version of you we're talking about.

[But really, he could never hurt Tony. Any Tony.]

Don't encourage him. [He'll...probably be more on the list of people Bruce and Hulk tolerate more than others?]

I'm willing to settle for "could be worse." But thanks for the vote of confidence.

[Okay, see, this is where you get both eyebrows raised. Why would he do that? Seriously?]

Can I get whatever prescription you're using? Just saying, because it's working wonders.

[A small laugh.]

Deep jazz, yoga and bongo drums. And sometimes a dash of weed.

[Small grin.]

It definitely works wonders.

Why not? Classical is pretty good some of the time, and I like a good dose of bass.

[That works. He's just trying to keep the mood light.]

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